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About Me

I'm a person of many personalities only without that edge that comes with dementia praecox. Or maybe not; I'm still debating with myself over this.
I've always wanted to do something really cool like be a submarine commander, pirate or hotdog vendor. However, I've settled for being the President and dictator of my own mind. I've established a kingdom in there with many castles, farmland, and of course peasants. The peasants are cheap labor and keep my mind tidy. It's always good to have a tidy mind because you never know when you're going to go catatonic and have to spend a lot of time in there. Might as well make it a nice place to live.
I'm also a student of zombiology. I do believe someday the human population will become zombified so I meticulously study all available zombie documentaries such as the Dr. George A. Romero fact-based series, Resident Evil docu-dramas and the lesser-known Zombiez and Scooby-Doo vs the Zombies. I have yet to see Vampires vs Zombies because I don't believe vampires exist. However, the Blade movies were cool. I have the Resident Evil games and use them as the training ground to prep for when zombies take over the Earth. Don't say I didn't warn you.Stop Zombification
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person who discovered Earth. Man, that was a good find.

Music:

Humanity's foundation is Rock! But I always like a big bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup with a soda on the side, occaisioned by Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Yeah, It's all part of my Rock N Roll fantasy. As Korn says, "Word Up".

Hey whatever happened to Cameo, anyway?

Movies:

Office Space #1

Shaun of the Dead, I just had to get past making fun out of a serious subject

Army of Darkness

NOT the Crying Game. That left a permanent scar!

Old Yeller; everytime I watch it I hope Old Yeller gets better

Nothing that won an award from the Cannes Film Festival; that's just a big ol' French wine drunk fest!

Television:

This was a great invention. I wish I could make a living just watching television. Someday I would be famous because the only way to get me out of my chair would be to tear down a wall of the house and lift me out by crane. Jabba the Hut is my hero.

Books:

Books are good, especially those on CD and the ones with lots of pictures Okay, here are some in my collection:

The Bible(an action/adventure)

The Purpose Driven Life

The Bell Jar(Sylvia Plath)

Girl, Interrupted(Susanna Kaysen)...it's different from the movie

An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir of Moods and Madness (Kay Redfield Jamison)

Night Falls Fast(Kay Redfield Jamison)

Cut (Patricia Mccormick)

Worst book to read: A Message to Garcia...unless you're into blindly accepting orders.

Heroes:

God

My family(except for the one cousin who still owes me $20 for bailin' him out)

The gelatin guy on Mythbusters...He's so cool for getting shot, dropped and generally abused. He's livin' my life

The person who came up with 2-ply toilet paper...thank goodness!

Bubba from the Orange County Jail. Your protection cost me a lot of cigarettes, but at least I could take showers without incident.

You...for being you.

My Blog

Soldier Training

This is insane, I made it through basic training with no problem, working through all the qualification ranges, of which I scored expert. I won't talk about how the Drill Sergeant yelled at me d...
Posted by BrotherO on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:16:00 PST

Pancakes

So, I made pancakes this morning. Such weird things to eat. I slopped the ingredients into the blender...eggs, wheat bran, oats, baking powder, skim milk, walnuts, olive oil, Splenda, and ...
Posted by BrotherO on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

My Freakin' iPod

Before I went to the States in June, I caved in to the pressure of our left wing liberal society and bought an iPod. You know, Apple is viewed as the underdog, liberal sort-o...
Posted by BrotherO on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:48:00 PST

Christmas Party Photos

So, we had our Christmas shindig this evening, a dinner river cruise. Everything was going well until I accidently shoved someone into a fire. Okay, it was just a small gas burner fla...
Posted by BrotherO on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

Soldier or Pokemon?

Ive been wondering what I should do once I hang up my Army Combat Uniform. It was suggested I should look into teaching, maybe middle or high school. However, what am I going to teach them? ...
Posted by BrotherO on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

Deep-Fry This!

So I'm sitting here thinking about how much food is deep-fried or has bacon added to it. One of the most challenging things for me is going to a restaurant and trying to find something NOT ...
Posted by BrotherO on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

Psychic - Weird

Okay, this is really weird. I was watching the Kenny Rogers' Psychic Friends skit (see Benjamin Orto's MySpace site, it's hung on there) and he mentioned a boot, a fish and a car. Later th...
Posted by BrotherO on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:19:00 PST

The Day I Went to Soraksan, South Korea

The Day I Went To Soraksan We finally went to Soraksan National Park and now I wonder why it took me so long! It was truly exceptional. Taking the first step in the journey was the most di...
Posted by BrotherO on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST

My Little Kingdom

I think I'm slowly reclaiming my little kingdom, aka, my MySpace site. I spent too much of the weekend trying to jazz it up because all my other friends have jazzy sites...you know, MySpace peer...
Posted by BrotherO on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

MySpace is kickin' my butt!

This is nuts. I'm revamping my MySpace site and everything is okay except for the left side. It looks like I have some secret evil codes when, in reality, they are elipsis and parenthesis ...
Posted by BrotherO on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST