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What Ashley Means
A is for Altruistic
S is for Strong
H is for Hilarious
L is for Luscious
E is for Energetic
Y is for Yummy What Does Your Name Mean?
"i don't mind living in a man's world...as long as i can be a woman in it." - Marilyn Monroe
my name's ashley. but if u've made it this far into my profile, i'm almost sure that u knew that... i don't know what to write here so i'm just gonna go with nothing. any questions can be submitted in writing, but since i'm a hustla u can just "acks about me" or however that works, idk, i'm too busy hustlin remember?
i'm a female, but i still find things like this
Hilarious.
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?
1.What was your favorite candy as a kid?
i think reese's?
2. What’s the best place to order t-shirts online?
it's called whydontugetyourlazyasstoastore.com
3. Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me?
sounds like garbage to me.
4. How many clocks are in your house?
i don't think we even have one. we live in a time warp.
5. Has someone ever sexually poured candle wax on you?
heck yeah. nothing like a 3rd degree burn to really set the mood...
6. Are you scared of Two-Legged Stools?
generally speaking, furniture doesn't scare me.
7. If you were asked to name a very common phobia, what would you say?
i'm convinced that people are afraid of having common sense.
8. Can you ever be a vegetarian?
i actually am one, so i'm gonna go with "yeah."
9. Has someone ever called you peanut?
no, and if they ever did, they would get a punch in the mouth. pet names are for losers!
10. What's the closest pink object in your reach?
a jelly fish.
11. Have you ever taken a shower, naked, with a friend?
me, O.B. and Paris all jumped into the shower, fully clothed, at basketball camp a few years ago and then party-boy'd all our team mates. 2 outta 3 ain't bad...
14. Do you have nicknames that are from your name?
ashole, a.miles, smashley
16. Have you ever gotten into a serious bike accident?
one time i was mauled by a cougar while mountain biking. ruined my crystal gale shirt!
17. Have you, do you/ would you ever eat tofu?
yes i have, yes i do, yes i would. i'm a fan.
19. Where is most of the furniture in your house from?
IKEA like in Fight Club. ha, jokes. idk where it all came from. who really gives a shit?
20. When you play The Sims, Do you find your self overly-decorative?
i've never played The Sims before. it looks lame.
21. Have you ever washed someone’s car to get money?
oh yeah, and that's the easiest thing i've done for money.ha. i played basketball my whole life, we had carwashes pretty much everyday.
22. What’s a question you always wanted to see on a survey but never did?
don't care.
23. Have you ever walked in the middle of the street just to piss off people?
yeah right. there are easier ways to piss people off that don't involve playing in traffic, bitch.
24. Were you ever called a Slut, when it wasn't a joke?
i'm sure.
25. Were you ever drug tested?, if so, what were your results?
yeah, it was straight. it's a good thing they couldn't tell there was rum in my yoohoo...
26. Have you ever been to a funeral?
yeah.
27. Does your grandma know how to party?
my grandma makes Courtney Love look like a girl scout, son.
28. Have you ever been to Villa Roma?
i wish.
30. Is there a street name that you absolutely love?
easy street.
31. Has someone ever written a song about you?
amy winehouse - "you know i'm no good" ha.
32. What kind of computer are you taking this survey on?
the greatest computer who ever leeeeeeeeved.
33. Have you ever seen the Geek Squad car in person?
yeah. i wasn't impressed.
34. Have you ever taken a quiz to see how scene you are?
negative. actually, i heard from someone the other day that "scene" was some new thing where guys made out with eachother to be cool, kinda like the way girls in middle school say they're bi so that they can look cool and different to impress their 25 year old boyfriends. weird right?
35. Have you ever shaved your head?
save britney!
36. Ever throw something at a fan and laughed as it flew across the room?
more importantly, who HASN'T? oh man selma i just thought about Justin and the Bionicle.... hahaha
37. Are you jewish?
no, but that dreidle song is pretty catchy.
39. Have you ever dated someone that played drums?
travis barker. but i didn't wanna be tied down so i had to break it off.
40. Would you rather use a professional camera or a digital camera?
neither one. i'm not a huge fan of taking pictures of stuff all the time. i'd rather live the moment than capture it i guess.
41. Do you steal iPods from people on the bus/train?
who does that? seriously. is there like an iPod black market or something?
42. Do you currently have any bruises on your body?
i don't think so.
43. How often do you shave your legs?
you're a creep.
44. Have you ever seen someone get beat up, and did something about it?
yeah, in high school.
45. Have you ever watched Queer Duck?
is that even a real thing? it sounds fun, i'd probably give it a chance.
46. Whats a movie that you haven't watched in years?
the first ace ventura.
47. have you ever eaten something you weren't supposed to?
all the time.
48. Have you ever had the urge to chew on a battery?
uh, no.
49. Have you ever made plans but then decided to just sit in the house?
story of my life.
51. Did you have anything to drink today?
i've sipped on a few bevs thus far.
52. Have you ever met a really skinny boy who wished he was skinnier?
ok, i think this is the best myspace survey question there ever was.
53. Is there an air conditioner in the room you are currently in?
the actual air conditioner itself isn't in the room.
54. How often do you cook?
i try to every now n then.
55. When was the last time you cut your toenails?
i don't actually do it myself.
57. Last movie you saw:
Casablanca today at Javier's.
60. Last drink drunk?
gatorade
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: January 19, 1987
Birthplace: Orlando, Florida
Current Location: New Port Richey, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: i'd guess about 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Spanish and Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: basketball players and guys who can sing
Your Fears: being 30 and living at my parents' house while delivering pizzas for a living
Your Perfect Pizza: ah yes, speak of the devil! definately cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be happy with who i am and where i'm at
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut up!
Thoughts First Waking Up: o what a glorious morning!haha
Your Best Physical Feature: don't have one
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: being in the womb! actually i'd have to say middle school, i miss all the ppl i used to chill with back then
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonald's
Single or Group Dates: whatever seems cool at the time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: unfortunately, even tho its kinda ugly
Do you Sing: if i kno the words
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: with life , yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there n goin back
Do you want to get Married: only for the right reasons
Do you belive in yourself: you kno it
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: i wouldn't say so
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i play a mean set of maracas
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea, son!
In the past month have you Smoked: perhaps
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does prescription count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: can't say that i have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea cuz sushi is pretty much my favorite
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. and there was a silver pole in the middle of it.
In the past month have you been Dumped: probly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: i don't remember...
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: yea right
Ever Shoplifted: professionally, actually
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: whatever looks good
Height: taller than me
Weight: whatever looks good
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: this question is gay
Number of CDs I own: shit...
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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