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Bridget

Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula!

About Me

I'm the definition of "type A," and I'm an alpha in every sense. I'm a fighter, not a lover. I make a lot of pouty faces but not because I'm trying to be sexy, I'm just usually thinking really hard. I am desperately impatient. I'm learning how to bite my tongue and pick my battles which is a HUGE deal for me. There is nothing subtle or discreet about me. I've never been helpless a day in my life. I judge people who use poor grammar and display too much emotion in public. I hate sharing. I'm bossy because my way is better. I'm superficial but I own it and I don't do things I'm not good at because I'm the best at everything I do.

My Interests

I like taking naps and melting cheese on things, and I love the smell of the ocean and the smell of garlic bread.http://community.webshots.com/user/tigereyes15

Music:

Classic rock jams are by far my fave but I can get down with dance and/or ghetto beats and some alt-ish rock, classical shit, pretty much everything but country. I dig an ecclectic mix and I make the worst CDs ever bc I don't care about making it flow, I just toss random jams from all the above mentioned and more together and it usually sucks.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Fight Club, The Little Mermaid.

Television:

The Sopranos, Grey's Anatomy, Sex and the City but not when they edit the nudity and curses out, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Big Love, The Ultimate Fighter, Entourage, Degrassi, Family Guy, Terrible VH1 and MTV shows... I sit at work at the salon all day and watch tube, I'm sort of addicted to it all.

Books:

He's Just Not That Into You... because seriously, he's probably not. And The Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

and John Healy... obviously.

My Blog

My life as a Janice Dickinson look-alike

As many of you know, Janice Dickinson is a washed up, liquored up, whored up exsupermodel. As the years passed, she has become increasingly ugly and supremely uncouth.What many of you may NOT kno...
Posted by Bridget on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:11:00 PST

Say Hello To Jersey

I just saw this in a bulletin... and thought it was wholly neccessary to post it on a blog bc this is something I would like to read like... once a week. It makes my heart smile. I especially like it ...
Posted by Bridget on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

Brunettes Have More Fun

I'm fully aware of how jaded and cynical I sound... and I'm A-OK with it... And I realize that my first blog entry is shaping up to be dripping with sarcasm and general animosity... but I figure the b...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST