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Shotzy Jager

Boys are like turds put in a can and shot to the moon! - Brian Clark

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorChick, broad, dame, call me what you will, but don't you dare call me a lady! Looks can be deceiving, i'm not dainty or super girly. I know alot of kick ass dames that I love to death and would die for, but I always look forward to a night out with my boys(less drama)! I can be pretty with the girls one night and get ugly with the boys the next. I pride myself on being a good friend, a true friend, a honest friend, because I think those kind of friends are hard to come by. One of my motto's is: if you're nice to me, then i'm nice to you. I'm willing to give everyone a chance, sometimes more than one, but if you screw that up I have no problem telling you to fuck off! (F.O. for short!) My style is punk, pin-up girl, goth, rockabilly, indie, 80's, glam, and rocker chick all rolled into one. I try to mix it up to keep myself occupied, I get bored easily with the same look all the time. Humor is contagious and makes life worth living. If you can't laugh at yourself then what's the point! Sense of humor is HUGE to me, because i'm a total jackass(especially when i get a few shots of Jager in me, ask my friends they'll tell ya!). Plus other jackasses are fun to hangout with! i'm laid back and easy to please. I try not to take life too seriously and I like to hang out with people who feel the same way! Uptight conservatives are not for me! Give me the so-called freaks, the tattooed, the ones that people call different, the pasties with black hair, the outcasts, the bitter, the people that make the world interesting and the people that actually have real life flowing in and out of them! Sweet Jesus! I'm sick of writing shit about myself!

My Interests

I love singing, cartoons, pirates, boozin', going to shows, tattoos, rollerderby, vampires, Angelina Jolie(Damn you Brad Pitt, damn you in your pretty face! She was mine!), action figures, toys, pin-up girls, burlesque, vintage cars, motorcycles, greasers with tattoos, art,(Pop surrealism in particular, Mark Ryden is my favorite... can you tell?!), pinball, pasty rocker guys with black shaggy hair that wear more make-up than I do(think...Gerard Way, Jack White, or M. Shadows) yoga, traveling, horror movies, and vampire movies (i'm happy with anything vampire!) I'm an unapologetic dork!

Music:

It would take forever to list all of the music I like. My taste in music is very much the same as my style. I like a wide variety of music, but deep down i'm a rocker chick. Punk, indie, goth, alternative, metal, blues, just give me something that ROCKS and makes me say"GOD DAMN, GOD DAMN"! I love music, it's what I live for and why I get out of bed in the morning. If I could travel and perform every night of my life from here on out, it would be a dream come true and I would die a happy person. I love going to shows, there's nothing better in the world like seeing a band live. I usually hang in the back or the "21 and older section", because I like to booze, and those youngsters will knock your drink over if you get to close. Every once in awhile I get the itch to brave the pit, even though i'm getting older(i don't bounce back like i used to)

Movies:

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Books:

Anne Rice books! I'm a HUGE Vampire dork! .. .. I love this song and this movie but...GOD TOM CRUISE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!!! I want to take psychiatric drugs and punch Katie Holmes in the face just to piss him off!

Heroes:

1.My parents! (Big Bri and Lil' Ro KICKS ASS!) 2.Conan O'Brien 3.Homer Simpson 4.Shake and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

My Blog

I don't wanna come home!!!

Szia everyone,   So my trip is nearing it's end and i'm really sad:( It seems like I just got here and i'm already leaving tomorrow. I know you all received an email from me earlier, but l...
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:56:00 PST

I don't speak Hungarian!

Hey guys,   How's it going? I'm doing fine. I arrived in Budapest yesterday. I took the night train here from Prague, 8 hours long!!!!! I thought that would be best so I wouldn't waste a whole d...
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:46:00 PST

The beginning of my trip

Ahoj! from Slovakia!   Hey everyone i'm writing to let you know that i did make it to Slovakia. It was alot of flying but i finally made it. Things are going well. I decided to stay in Slovakia i...
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:42:00 PST

The Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekend

I'm still waiting on pictures from this weekend and pictures speak louder than words, but all I can say is... I was in TATTOOED/JAMES DEAN/ ELVIS/ PIN-UP GIRL/ HOT ROD HEAVEN!!!!! I've never seen...
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:09:00 PST

Don't let the creepy half-naked cartoon girls on my page freak you out!

So a few friends (i will leave unnamed) are kinda freaked out about my Mark Ryden tribute. Understandably they are half-naked cartoon chicks. I guess I can understand your concern, but all I can say i...
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST

ATTENTION AIRLINE PASSENGERS!!!!

To all airline passengers: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING RETARD SANDWICHES BEFORE GETTING ON THE PLANE!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME!!!!!
Posted by Shotzy Jager on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:23:00 PST