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Jackie

I need a box of kittens STAT!

About Me

I live by the wise words written on Dove chocolate wrappers. And I love alliteration. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

agnosticism, art, blowing bubbles, books, broadway, candy, celebutauntes, cheesy musicals, chocolate, coffee, comedies, corsets, cult movies, dance dance revolution, dead baby jokes, drag queens, faeries, fantasy, figment, food, friends, gay rights, gender bending, ghosts, glam, glitter, happiness, hippies, hunter s. thompson, invisible pink unicorn, imagination, journalism, kitties, lizards, love, making fun of people, men in eyeliner, mice, midnight movies, museums, musical theatre, musicals, new york city, obscene humor, peace, philosophy, poptarts, psychology, rainbows, random insane thoughts, reading, religion, religious tolerance, sadness, sarcasm, schadenfreude, serial killers, shiney things, sleeping, spirals, stuffed animals, taking naps, tattoos, theatre, thunderstorms, transvestites, traveling, unicorns, walking, wicca, yoo-hoo

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Yann Tiersen is my god. I love him! He is the epitome of all that is right in the world. If ever I get to see him in concert I believe I can die right after that and be completely content.

Movies:

I like movies that make me laugh.... cry.... exclaim "WTF?".... doubt reality..... Musicals are cool too. Also, anything with unicorns.
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Television:

Television rots your mind so I try not to watch it. Although I do. And when I do I watch the movie channels or Ovation or the History channel if something interesting is on. Shows about ghosts and haunted places are neat too.

Books:

Girl Interrupted , The Celestine Prophecy, Peter Pan, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Harry Potter everything, anything by Oscar Wilde, Charles De Lint, Hunter S. Thompson, Bruce Campbell :P.... the list goes on and on.

My Blog

Silly Survey

These things always make me feel like I'm in a John Hughes movie. And John Hughes movies make me fall asleep. So, I'm thinking maybe if I do this then I'll be able to fall asleep earlier tonight and g...
Posted by Jackie on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

So cheap and JUICY!!!

Gotta love tangerines! They're my celebratory New Years food. Mmmmm! Goodbye 2006! It's been swell! Graduated, turned 18, registered to vote, worked at the same place for over 6 months, met some fanta...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

GAHHHHH! >_<

If I hear Chesnuts Roasting on an Open Fire one more time I'm going to explode.
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

Strange Vibes

Today is brimming with strange vibes. I don't know what it is but everything seems different. Things are changing and it's like I can feel it in the air. Anticipation. The calm before the storm. ...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

Beware the soul-eating army of Rainbow Brites

Halloween. Best holiday ever! I love to see how creative people get with their costumes. Last night, Krista and I went downtown to celebrate. We were dolls. Last minute. I swear I'm going all out next...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

Mushrooms

I've figured out why they gross me out so much. They remind me of octopie. Just the texture and coloring and..... ::vomits:: But my Chicken Lo Mein was still yummy dispite the octopus discovery. Ew....
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

Thought

If Jesus was anything like MacGyver, he'd never have been crucified. MacGyver would have found a way out of it. He always does.   Also, I was looking through the moods on here and I was never awa...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

Funk

Yeah, that's what I'm in right now.  But on a happier note, my headache went away.  ...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!

I FUCKING HATE MY SCANNER!!!!! Arg.... I'm having such an office space moment right now. I don't know what's up today. Everything is pissing me off. I've actually been twitching. Mrrrr.... I feel...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

Then God created satellite radio

I love satellite radio. If it weren't for that and my lil office pup I don't think I could survive my job. Yay for puppies and good tunes! They played a Queen marathon then a mini Peter Gabriel 'thon....
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST