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BONO SHOULD FUCK OFF

I FIGHT FOR THE ONE'S WHO CAN'T FIGHT, AND IF I LOSE AT LEAST I TRIED

About Me


Do yourself a favour, click on the links below and donate some of your hard-earned wedge to a good cause. Nevermind some pillock in the third world, they'll only spend it on crack.
Feel free to pass the links on, or just promote the cause a bit...God will honestly smile upon you if you do. Really. & I'll love you lots. I promise.
More about me:
I'm engaged to an amazing girl called Stacey whom I love very much.
I'm a Structural Engineer.
I'm a 'family man'. There isn't anything I won't do for the people I owe everything to. Be it kill, steal, lie, cheat, wear a dress...whatever.
I'm hard to impress.
I hate people.
I'm impatient.
I have an arsenal of incredible dance moves.
I like the winter.
I hate old people behind the wheel of a car. You're slow and dangerous, just die already!
I once won a colouring-in competition.
I'm un-enthusiastic about most things.
I like cheese.
I find shoes uncomfortable.
I have a new desk.
I have a car...the heater doesn't work.
I'm wearing shorts.
I don't do drugs.
Gardening isn't amongst my favourite passtimes.
I like animals.
When I was younger I hated pasta...and beans, really...but now I find them both delicious.
I have hairy legs.
I swear alot. Not because I have a poor vocabulary, I just really enjoy it.
What Seinfeld character are you?
George Costanza
You are Jerry's best friend - even though you are neurotic and slow-witted, he keeps you around to have a 'loser of the group'. Life has a funny way of screwing you over at every turn, and your parents are psychotic. And no matter what you do, you'll never compare to Lloyd Braun.

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My Interests

Music
Swearing

I'd like to meet:

No-one in particular, to be honest.

Music:

I like loads of stuff. Unless it's shit. Then I turn it off. And maybe swear at it.

Movies:

Mainly comedies. Or action. No foreign, subtitled shit. I hate everything that Mel Gibson has ever done. What was that Apocalypto all about? 45 minutes in and all these tossers were still crying about their village getting burnt down 1/2 an hour ago. Move on. Get over it. I had a toe amputated and I turned out for the local pub team the same day. No gumption these Mayans.

Television:

It's a 32" Sony HD LCD. It's very nice.

Books:

I like to have a good read while I'm on the shitter. I don't know, it helps me relax. You don't want anything too heavy for that, it has to be a book that wares well over short installments.

Heroes:

In no particular order:
My Dad
My Mum
My Brother
Stacey

My Blog

Marjan's story...

This is the story of a lion called Marjan& In early 1979, as a gift from Cologne Zoo in Germany, Kabul Zoo in Afghanistan took delivery of a two-year-old male lion. Although it was a zoo in its infan...
Posted by BONO SHOULD FUCK OFF on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:40:00 PST