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You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 7/11/1992
Birthplace: A dumpster
Current Location: Mcdonalds
Eye Color: I had to sell my eyes for gas money...
Hair Color: And my hair too....
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: What's the third choice?
Your Heritage: Cuban
The Shoes You Wore Today: I cant afford shoes
Your Weakness: bullets
Your Fears: bullets
Your Perfect Pizza: cheap pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being allowed back into the lobby of the hampton hotel...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who did I do last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: ...do i have to say it ;)
Your Bedtime: When I collapse on the floor from relapsed
Your Most Missed Memory: How the hell would I miss a memory! Then I wouldnt remember it dumbass!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is a coke brand now?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds...they gave me a home
Single or Group Dates: seventeen
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: crack
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: water
Do you Smoke: like cigarretes or crack?
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: YES! SINGINGS MY PASSION! FLAALALALALA
Do you Shower Daily: ......you're joking
Have you Been in Love: yes, with a guy named Molly
Do you want to go to College: whoawhoahwhoah whats a College?
Do you want to get Married: Already have....fourteen times
Do you belive in yourself: fuck no!
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I do I wake out with my teethmarks in my bed...
Do you think you are Attractive: Wha? Of course not! Have you seen me! Jesus!
Are you a Health Freak: I live in a macdonalds for god's sake!
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom threw me in a recycle bin!
Do you like Thunderstorms: WTF!
Do you play an Instrument: Youre not listening!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: JESUS
In the past month have you Smoked: Why are you a cop...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cause you've got to tell me if you are...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Gothickitty21
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ....to scream at the people in robinsons may...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Are you high?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is teh suck!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah...
In the past month have you been Dumped: three times
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: cant find any water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: .......nnnnnoooooo.............
Ever been Drunk: HELL YA!
Ever been called a Tease: ....wtf is a tease?
Ever been Beaten up: yeah -coughcodycough-
Ever Shoplifted: does that include mcflurries?
How do you want to Die: With a gun in my hand!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Employee at carl's junior
What country would you most like to Visit: The united states...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Im blind!
Favourite Hair Color: DAMNIT IM BLIND!
Short or Long Hair: FFS! DIDNT YOU JUST READ WHAT I SAID!
Height: 4'11-5'7
Weight: .......eh
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: YOURE A COP ARENT YOU!
Number of CDs I own: I have tapes...
Number of Piercings: ......counting below the waist?
Number of Tattoos: ...........nno..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything!
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: nhoJ
What did you do last night?: ...I cant remember...something to do with a mormon and a can of gasoline, I think
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: .........heh...uhh.....I dont want to say
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Well no duh, I mean that's a good source of vitamin C
Last time you swam in a pool?: I watched little girls swim in the kiddie pool, does that count?
What are you wearing?: ...right now? Uuhh...a plastic bag and some carpet samples I stapled on, had to steal them from walmart
How many cars have you owned?: Stolen oorrr what
Type of music you dislike most?: Rap. I dont see how capin' hos can maintain such popularity, hos are people too!
Are you registered to vote?: No
Do you have cable?: Yeah, stolen, but yeah I have cable
What kind of computer do you use?: The one in the play area of mcdonalds
Ever made a prank phone call?: Of course, I call phone sex lines and start screaming at the operators
You like anyone right now?: Of course not, almost every girl I know TO ME is a whore
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Sky Diving probably
Furthest place you ever traveled?: To the pink slide area on the 5th level of the play place
What's your favorite comic strip?: Cyanide and Happiness
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Yeah
Shower, morning or night?: Whenever no one is in the bathroom and all the sinks are wokring
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Hamburglar: The Movie
Favorite pizza toppings?: Whatever, I'll just use it for a blanket
Chips or popcorn?: No chicken mcnugets?
What cell phone provider do you have?: I disconnected one of the pay phones and dragged it with me, does that count?
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: How the hell do you do that?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: Of course, but the heels just KILL me
Orange Juice or apple?: I dont know, the ones they serve here taste the same, and it doesnt taste like oranges or apples, more like grinded rocks with some pills mashed into it
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: This family I didnt even know
favorite chocolate bar?: I wouldnt know..
Who is your longest friend and how long?: The manager, sense my birth
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: The ones here are pretty old, so..
Have you ever won a trophy?: I've gotten sitations for drunk and disorderly conduct if thats what you mean..
Favorite arcade game?: DEFENDER
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: why would I do that? They always say you can only buy it there, but go to tower records and its in the bargain bin
Sprite or 7-UP?: JESUS CHRIST! THEY'RE THE SAME THING PEOPLE!
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: nah, they wont allow me in sense the whole panda incident
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: Some syringes
Ever thrown up in public?: all time time, you cant go crawling in the 4th level of the play place without sliding in my puke
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: millionare, i perfer one night stands then NAGNAGNAGNAGNAG
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No, I mean my face is covered with bile and week old mcnugget grease
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Jimmy neutron is fucking deformed, and how the hell did he build that lab? did he just dig a whole and put metal in or something?
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: I never have it cut
What message is on your voicemail machine?: STOP FUCKING CALLING, IM NOT HERE! AND IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND TEAR OUT YOUR THROAT WITH A SPOON!
Where would you like to go right now?: Carl's junior ._.
Whats the name of your pet?: Ratty
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: I dunno, some thing I stole off this kid. I fill it with y'know, daterape drugs, ketchup, and some grenades
What do you think about most?: ............your mind would collapse on itself...
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