JoeL - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I know I make you wanna leave the one you with,
But I ain't Usher Raymond,
I'm the kid that they rush to blamin',
For the crush they claimin',
Who can make em' blush the same when I ask, "What's my name?"
and they yell, J-O-E, OHH!
You shouldn't even brought her my direction,
Unless she was handcuffed with an order of protection,
I'm talkin' wreckless now,
Cause I'm the reason that your girlfriends are ya ex's now, nigga!
Any girl I gave it to, can't even go love another man,
I give it to 'em like no other brother can,
She say my man can barely move me,
But boy you make me scream like a scary movie,
On top of that, I'm smoother than the rest of the gangstas,
And I proved that dude you messed with's a wanksta,
damn homie, ya girl is wit the JDAWG homie,
And she ain't goin wit ya!!!

My Interests

playin basketball, NBA, surfing the net, talking on the phone, working out, clubbing, money, wine and dining, modeling, playing ps2 and computer games, the mafia, philosophy, movies, food, DVD's, and1 mixtapes, sneakers, drum sets, automobiles, women, women, and more women..haha just wanna have fun cuz ya only live once!

I'd like to meet:

she got me lovestoned..

I wanna meet YOU!haha

Music:

its like your body's on the radio, im feelin you in stereo.. put me in your cd player, and im gonna hit it nice and slow..

Movies:

SCARFACE!!, the godfather trilogy, lord of the rings, deja vu, apocalypto, stomp the yard, the departed, 300 is the SHIT!!haha, blades of glory, halloween, disturbia, rogue assassin, the bourne ultimatum, transformers, the most testosterone-filled movie ever!!, saw 4, pirates(uhm, im talkin about the adult version..?haha), man, the list just goes on and on..

Television:

NBA everyday, And1 mixtape tour series, prison break, the sopranos, fear factor, CSI, 24, kenan and kel, entertainers basketball classic, MTV, the simpsons, supernatural, david blaine, bikini destinations and fashion tv's midnight hot segment?haha

Books:

Kobe Bryant: Coldblooded, The Holy Bible, The Satanic Verses, The LeBron James Story, Dan Brown, Stephen King, Mario Puzo's The Godfather, The Sicilian, The Family, Omerta.. and for entertainment, Slam magazine, the source, Vibe, FHM, Marvel Comics

Heroes:

Kevin Durant is the truth!!! Kobe Bryant!!