TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO RUB THIER SHIT ON MY LAMPSHADES.
BEFRIENDING NEW PEOPLE CAN LEAD TO HAVING SEX WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN. ACCIDENTALLY.
WHERE ARE WE? I MUST HAVE FALEN ASLEEP AFTER YOU SLIPPED ME THOSE PILLS AND PUT ON THAT BLINDFOLD.
"WHATS IT LIKE BEING A WHORE?..WAIT A MINUTE...I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE..."
I BOUGHT A CHICKEN NAMED SUKI. SHE WILL EAT GRAPES OUT OF ANYWHERE I PUT THEM...ANYWHERE
"YOU DON'T WANNA BEAT ME OR SCREW ME? WHAT KIND OF MARRIAGE IS THIS?"
GHANDI, BECAUSE FOLLOWING HIS VIOLENT REVOLUTION, HE WAS DEVOURED BY HIS FOLLOWERS"