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About Me

As everyone enjoys a good time, mine includes drinking and laughing at the things most people miss out on. Chicks who cant laugh at stupidity and utter nonsense need not apply. No "fat" chicks for that matter, either. I guess I'll cut the bullshit and say I like to party so what the fuck Bangor, Wind Gap, and Pen Argyl, drop me a line or simply, eat shit.

My Interests

Drinking and hanging out, TV, and breading my ass for a jewish brisk. Oh, and emu's.

I'd like to meet:

in your pants.

Music:

I listen to alot of rap, but loads of other shit. I really have an open mind to music, except for punk and country. That just pisses me off.

Movies:

Big fan of comedy. I like Monty Python type shit. 40 year old virgin was good, Half baked, etc.

Television:

Adult Swim. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stroker and hoop, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, and half of the Futurama's.

Books:

Clifford the big red dog, and this how-to oragami book. Only books that can hold my attention. Newspaper too. I enjoy the people that get arrested for funny shit as I made it there a time or two.

Heroes:

Harvey Birdman, Powdered Toastman, Reducto and Peanut.