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lil behatch

There's Not Enough Children These Days! Lets Make More!

About Me


I'm tom. I'm not really a northerner, im just a pretend one, I'm really a space efficient southern nancy boy from Brighton (please no jokes). Although I am warming to like this place. I go to Coventry Uni and do motorsport engineering (ok so it's playing with cars) and write music and gig reviews for the university newspaper. I like my music, give me anything with a beat and I will what seem to be having a spasm attack but really try and dance to it. Don't worry, if you see me on the dance floor I don't actually have epilepsy. I like going clubbing and going to gigs, it can't get better than getting some fat naked sweety teenager rubbing up and down you whilst listening to good music.. I play a bit of guitar and can usually be found hosting no strings attached at dogma on a tuesday. Also play in NFA (NoFixedAddress) you can check us out in my buddy's list. I hate people who stereotype and judge people because of their taste in music! music means fuk all when it comes to personality! rant over...actually emo's do piss me off though. anyway... I love my watersport like surfing and used to be a sponsored skimboarder so it made sense for my passion with water to get as far away from it as possible and move here! Anyway if you're a non chav and you live in ze mindlands drop me a message. Tom x0X0x
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Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 46%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Introversion |||||||||||| 34%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Independence |||||||||||| 38%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
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My Interests

I 3 : Music, PLAYING GUITAR, long random phone calls in the middle of the night, cars, motorsport, walking along the beach at night, SKIMBOARDING, waking up to a cup of tea, surfing, being with friends, road trips to the middle of nowhere, going to gigs, random drunk singing, meeting new people, singing very loudly after having a high intake of alcohol, listening to people, gals, dancing like a goon in a club and not giving a shit what the people around you think, being close with people, going for walks in the rain, going out in storms, cuddling up in my bed, LAY-INS, comming back from work and having an ice cold beer, beercicles (freezing a beer, smashing the glass and you have a beercicle - :D ), driving late at night with just me and a mate and the open road, having some good ol' nan home made cooking, going clubbing, goin out and having a good laugh, listenin to new bands, having a shower in the morning with the radio on and singing my bollocks off to it, writing songs, and so much more...

I'd like to meet:

An elephant giving birth to prove to all the doubters that they do actually lay eggs!

Music:

Lots and lots and lots but I'll mention some of my favs atm: THE MARS FUCKING VOLTA (seen them 3 times) - AT THE DRIVE-IN - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - AUDIOSLAVE (as much as cop outs as they are) - INCUBUS (seen them at Reading) - BIFFY CLYRO (seen them once) - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (seen them la la la! London!) - 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster (seen them 3 times) - Queens Of The Stone Age (seen them once) - Foo Fighters (seen them once) - The Editors (saw them at Reading) - Kasabian (seen them at Reading and fucking increadible!) - Billy Talent (seen them once) - Le Tigre (seen them back in Gayland) - The Roots - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Pendulum - Your Code Name Is: Milo - J5 - Roots Manuva - Jimmy Eat World (seen them once as well) - Prodigy - The Kills - Cave-In - Chemical Brothers - Subways - Maximo Park - The Kooks - Coheed & Cambria - The Faint - The Bravery - Clor - DJ Shadow - Dispatch - Damien Rice - Elliott Smith - Faithless - Franz Ferdinand - The Go! Team - Gorrillaz - Hot Hot Heat - Jack Johnson - Jamiroqui - Janes Addiction (seen them once) - Bloc Party ( ;) yep seen them) - Jimmy Hendrix - Keiser Chiefs - Kings Of Leon (seen em) - Massive Attack - Rueben - Moby - The Music - Mylo (seen them) - Nine Black Alps - The Paddingtons - Pixies - Radiohead - Span - Stereophonics - System Of A Down - Chronic Future - Maroon 5- Dead or Alive- Thrice - Turin Breaks - Buzztone - The Walkmen - We Are Scientists - Artic Monkeys (grumbles I do like them ok ok...but i think they're overated and overhyped) Offspring - Swollen Members - Ocean Colour Scene - British Sea Power - Capdown - Ye Wiles - AFI - The Clash - Beatles - David Bowie - Cooper Temple Clause - Cranberries - The Cardigans - Death From Above 1979 - Duran Duran - The Stranglers - Idlewild - Led Zepplin - Muse - NOFX - Flogging Molly - Test Icicles - Snow Patrol - Weezer -

Movies:

I figit too much in movies, plus it depends on who i watch it with, if you catch my drift. But I dunno, Snatch, Empire Records, Amilee, Napolean Dynamite, Old School, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, Saving Private Ryan, I dunno if band DVDs count, umm, Matrix, Scary Movie Series and blah too many. But at the end of the day you can't beat some good ol german PORN! SCHNELL SCHNELL!

Television:

Don't get to much time to watch TV, but will make time for Black Books, Little Britain, Cupling, Horizon, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Top Gear (yea I'm sad :P), Tonight With Joules Holland, and whatever may tickle my fancy.

Books:

Only get time for course books. Would like to read more...

Heroes:

Real heroes gotta be my mum (aw yes sad I know), Tom Morrello (he inspired me to play guitar) and my close mates.

My Blog

last show

OK heres what you do. You write down the last movie you saw and end it with "in my pants." this is really fun. After you put your name copy and paste it and post it as a bulletin. 1.tessa-The cable...
Posted by lil behatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sponsored Skimboarder

Well today out of the blue I got sponsored by my local surf shop for skimboarding! Totally came out of the blue, but still I ca't get over it! Be good all, Tom x0x
Posted by lil behatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry!!!

Sorry all I haven't replied or anything recently, just haven't been in long enough to reply or anything! I will get back to you guys tomorrow! Promise! Hope you're all good! Tom x0x
Posted by lil behatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BLAH!

First blog entry, and I'm bored pooless. I'm sitting here listening to Biffy Clyro, and staring at ICT coursework, knowing I should really be doing it and cant be fCuKeD. That's it im going for a beer...
Posted by lil behatch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST