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Maria Rocks!

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About Me

I'm basically the shiz... so take a big whif. Really i'm just too lazy to gush on about myself but thanks to blogthings you can get the cliffnotes version, et voila...
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality TestSince I was born in the year of the dog I figured this was appropriate...
You Are a Boston Terrier Puppy
Aggressive, wild, and rambunctious.
Deep down, you're just a cuddle monster. What Breed of Puppy Are You?Who didn't see this one coming...
You Are Turkey and Gravy Soda
Gobble. Gobble. What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?And I swear I didn't rig this one... it's just true
Your Inner European is French!
Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so. Who's Your Inner European?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.
Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your SoulThat's about it!!! Oh but wait they have a new quiz all about my favorite color... YAY!!!
You Are Pumpkin
Realistic and practical, you see the world for how it is.
You know what it takes to succeed in life...
And you're happy to help others reach their goals. What Color Orange Are You?

My Interests

Stuff that doesn't suck. I'm on a real g-ma kick lately though so baking, knitting, gardening, belligerently yelling at the neighborhood kids to stay off my grass, kittens, and peppermints all melted together in a crystal dish. Investing. Working out. Being the shit. Shaking my groove thing. etc.

I'd like to meet:

I'm assuming alive or dead. Audrey Hepburn. Vivica A. Fox. Lil Wayne. John Stewart. Steven Colbert. Holly, Bridget, and Kendra (you should've seen that coming). Barbie (if the bitch was real.) Humphry Bogart. Jaime Pressly. David Spade. Jesus. Ghandi. Dave Chappelle. Gregory Hines. Harvey Walden. Your mom. Outkast. Prince Charming (if he existed). Hugh Hefner.

Music:

Everything... no but seriously. The air should be filled with music always... silence bugs me.

Movies:

Nothing scary or else I won't sleep. Generally I like humor... dry, slapstick, stupid, witty and insightful... doesn't matter I just really enjoy the sensation of milk shooting out of my nose basically.

Television:

Nothing reality unless it's on Bravo or VH1... cause I'm too old for MTV. Acceptable TV. Law and Order, CSI, Cold Case files, Bridezillas, Infomercials, Weeds, The Girls Next Door, Celebrity Fit Club, and other stuff.

Books:

Like I effin' read... ha! I'm a magazine girl... I know extra lame but I like shiny pictures. If I do read books I like to read about money and making more of it... Besides I have the attention span of a goldfish.

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Uncle Curt, Aunt Jos, Barbie, Audrey Hepburn, Princess Di, Gregory Hines, Donna Karen, France (yes the whole friggin' country, if you don't like it go suck an egg), the man that invented gravy, hulk hogan, your mom, etc.
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My Blog

so where do i start....

SO so so so much to say...  Let's see i've got a job now. I'm officially a roadie at the choadhouse. it's super fun... didn't expect it to suck but didn't think it'd be as fun as it is. Bout to m...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

i'm sick and it's almost may... wtf

yeah so i'm sick... it sucks. My apt is finally free of someone elses stuff... still looks pathetic... but it's only one month til move out day and i couldn't not be more stoked.  I've been sitti...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

I know, i know... i'm lame!

i know i haven't been near a computer in forever... or last year... whatever... and i'm sorry. i'm lame i know give me a few days and i'll fix it...l blah...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

recurring dream

So I was about to go to bed but i've been having this recurring dream where i'm pregnant.  No I am not in real life, just in the dream.  So to end my frustration of what the hell am i trying...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

so.... yeah!

I want to move again... Surprise since i've never cared for our apartment.  I need more room damnit.  Just more room to exist in.  And a washer and dryer would be great. And the tr...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

how come people can't answer a damn question anymore

Seriously if i call to ask if you're hiring to not make my time worthless by NOT answering the question. Telling me that you accepting applications let's me know that you have a good enough PR departm...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST

Maria's review of the kick off to the holiday season... (aka: my thoughts on Haloween, etc.)

So this really has nothing much to do with anything it's just random thoughts that have spent too much time in my head.... Got suckered in to going to the delta chi house (i'm that good of a friend, n...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

I'm having a problem understanding something...

DISCLAIMER: to prevent you hating me you must read this blog outloud using my vocal inflection and personality because reading it just flat as words just might offend you (for once i'm not trying to p...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST

so i have a bitchy question to ask... anyone surprised

if you get kicked out of a sorority is it not extremely wrong to be in the 'sisters' picture at someones wedding... especially if that someone didn't even know that you were her sister at some point u...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

I do not exist...

I can't find my id, so i can't give a copy of it to my new job, i can't find my birth certificate or social security card, so i can't get a new license... YAY!! I'm snotty and sick and achy and i...
Posted by Maria Rocks! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST