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P-Funk

Madonna's secret lover. Shhhh! Don't tell Guy.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Austin
Birthday: October 1, 1978
Birthplace: Manhatten City, Kansas
Current Location: Montevallo, Alabama
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a leftie, baby
Your Heritage: 3/4th martian, 1/4 saturnite
The Shoes You Wore Today: some ugly ass nikes
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: heights, spiders, death, loneliness, going blind, starving
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: loose 1/2 of my weight loss goal and be able to loose the medication
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck...shut that damn alarm clock up please...
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes (or so I'm told)
Your Bedtime: whenever I feel like it...usually after 1 or 2 in the a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: The way things use to be before I fucked them all up.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: ummm...what's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't give a shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: well, if that's what you call it...
Do you Shower Daily: yes...
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: uh...I'm not answering that question
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: I'm pretty sure this question is really asking me if I beliEve in my self. If my assumption is correct, then yes. I do. If this question really is asking me if I belive in myself, then my asnwer is...what the fuck does belive mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: turning into one...but not voluntarily.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: *wash all dirty thoughts out of my mind*no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is this question really freakin' serious?
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again, I ask. What is a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mmm...an oreo...that sounds heavinly right now. But no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've been on a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In this weather? In this body?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just glances at the beauty of our world
Ever been Drunk: why is the room spinning so fast?
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face...
Ever been Beaten up: hell yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: umm..if I say yes, is it possible to get arrested after the fact?
How do you want to Die: happy and with no regrets and surrounded by people who love me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a man
What country would you most like to Visit: either ireland or england or california
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: semi
Height: don't care
Weight: it's the person's insides that count not their outsides, so I would hope they have a heart
Best Clothing Style: casually nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: zilch
Number of Tattoos: nurn - well, one has the possibility of being hot...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot
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Well...what would you like to know? I'm an easy going guy of 27 years that has done most of his growing up in the past two years. I enjoy a lot of things. Sardines, liver, and monster trucks don't belong in that category, though. I enjoy reading. I enjoy my exercise - - alone and with my exercise buddies. I am all about the theatre while at the same time cannot live without film. Both have strong points that the other doesn't. I have a cat. And a fish. And a My Buddy doll. My favorite musical remains EVITA (for reasons I cannot explain in few words) while my favorite film is a mix between Willy Wonka (the original) and Schindler's List. Tofu cooked with a dab of peanut butter is yummy. So is squash - - not with peanut butter."SykoKitten
You Are 72% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You scored as 0 - The Fool. The Fool is the most complex and most contradictory of all the Tarot cards. "I am not a number, I am a free man". The Fool represents naivety and childlike innocence - yet the Fool is wise. He carries only what possessions he really needs He journeys through life, tasting everything it has to offer then letting it go and moving on. The Fool is a risk taker, often shown with one foot over a cliff showing us every new beginning has a risk. Whether the Fool represents opportunity or danger one thing is clear: this world needs more fools.

0 - The Fool


81%

VI: The Lovers


75%

XIII: Death


75%

IV - The Emperor


69%

XIX: The Sun


69%

XVI: The Tower


63%

I - Magician


63%

III - The Empress


63%

II - The High Priestess


63%

X - Wheel of Fortune


50%

XI: Justice


50%

VIII - Strength


50%

XV: The Devil


44%
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I'd like to meet:

Patti Lupone, Joan of Arc, Madonna, Antonin Artaud, Peter Brook. Oh, and Hitler - - Just so I can kick his ass.
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Music:

Reba, Martina McBride, Madonna, country,Bette Midler, Tom Waits, country, Anything noncommercial, musicals, country

Movies:

Umm...Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory; Schindler's List; Beaches; Elephant; Back To The Future Trilogy; The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928 silent film version); Wizard of Oz; Fried Green Tomatos; And The Band Played On; Waiting for GuffmanTwo movies I absolutely cannot help but to dislike: The Village and Hide and Seek.

Television:

Roseanne (love her); Lost; Paula Dean

Books:

And The Band Played On; The Rainbow Boys Trilogy; Harry Potter Series

My Blog

done

im done with the rabbit hole dont ask keep a song in your heart and a dance in your step p s see how possible it is to write a blog entry without using big letters or any puncuation wow austin  ...
Posted by P-Funk on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

Ozical...

The magic of theatre is awesome. What's more awesome is the creativity to goes into making sure the magic of theatre actually appears magical. *Thinking as a designer* "Hmm...we have this quick techni...
Posted by P-Funk on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST

Phrases...

Okay..so at thanksgiving time, I was talking to some people about how much a particular phrase got on my nerves.  Now that christmas is getting near and people are leaving school and the office/w...
Posted by P-Funk on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

How do I....Your the one...any dream will...huh?

Okay my prescious peeps...Austin is at a stand still on an issue and he wants your help... Austin is trying to figure out how he feels about the new idea of reality tv helping to cast major musicals.....
Posted by P-Funk on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

Another one down...

Hi ~ I hope everyone is getting ready for a good christmas.  I am anxious to get home and see everyone...that's for sure. I wanted to write several things in this posting, so please try to stick ...
Posted by P-Funk on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

It was never meant to be...

I'm going to say this one time and the forget about it.  I cannot change the past.  Since I cannot change it, I cannot stress over it either...so I want to say it and then get over it.  ...
Posted by P-Funk on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

Lady Peaceful...

sometimes things come to you at the perfect time... I will take E.J.'s approach to things... Looker deeper...not at the surface, but what's under it...symbolism, my friends...symbolism... MAYBE THIS T...
Posted by P-Funk on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

The Rabbit Hole

Under cloudy skies With cloudy eyes I jumped into the water   And what to find? But all benign Poppy cock and fodder   One hand made me happy One hand made me sad Rabbit hole or no? &nb...
Posted by P-Funk on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

...

First of all, I'm not saying this to get any pity from anyone, but  I have to get this out or it will continue to fester... I am miserable right now and I wish I was someone else.
Posted by P-Funk on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST

Good Lawd...ripped from the Playbill headlines...

Okay, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.  Also I could be wrong but... "Baywatch" Star Will Shave Legs for Producers Run in Las Vegas; Brad Oscar Is Max... David Hasselhoff will go from h...
Posted by P-Funk on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST