love to travle to get away from our weather here, well thats why we all go abroad these days.......lol
any one that likes to have a chat to all my friends in the philippiens, kamusta sa inyo mga kaibigan ko sa philipnas" and "salamat sa inyo kung ako ay pipiliin ninyo maging kaibigan. If you have msn and like to chat [email protected] you can find me there. What do you say after sex???!!!!!!!Aries - I' m hungry, pass the pizza.Taurus - Okay, Ok lets do it again...Gemini - Have you seen the TV remote?Cancer - When are we getting married?Leo - Wasn't I fantastic?Virgo - I need to wash the sheets.Libra - I liked it if you liked it.Scorpio - Perhaps I should untie you.Sagittarius - Don't call me, I'll call you.Capricorn - Do you have a business card?Aquarius - Now let's do it again and again and again and againPisces - What did you say your name was?Now, let's see who will have a giggle.The GUY'S RulesÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really .1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, firehouse, or baseball.1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
what music do i like lets think about it for a while......the 60's have to be to of the list to many groups list will come back and to this one.Ice Ice Baby Video - Vanilla Ice lyrics Vanilla Ice Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..
there are so many great films to list.....black hawk down, blues brothers, true grit, the hill's have eyes, the living dead, twins, more on here later
news, and anything that is funny to watch ..
The Gent
People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Fiber Wire
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: The Weasel
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Arnold Schwarzenegger the man that knows how to train or should i say work out