Surmount profile picture

Surmount

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Soy Nuevo Mexicano y si, soy gringo tambien!! Hay gringios que vienen del estado NM, me encanto el desierto. Despite my love of my state I'm not in it, I'm currently serving our great nation in Uijambo (it's spelled something like that, pronunced as far as I care as we-jam-bulls, I'm a French/Spanish speaker not a Korean speaker damn it!!)Korea and I can't wait for July of 2010 when I can return to the land of entrapment. What is it that people say something like "distance makes the heart grow fonder"I wish I had a USB port connection in my ear that goes directly into my brain. That would make learning so much easier, funnier, and it would free up my hands to allow me to channel surf and consume food/alcohol at the same time. I study all those French/Spanish words, phrases, idioms, etc., and they seem to stay in the brain the way I want them to, but I just keep plugging away at it, trying to get that damn USB port to stay in my ear, but it just don't go. Playing Army seems to get in the way of doing what I want to do, seems to occur at no matter what job I have. What do I really want to do you ask? Well let's see, I'd like to be done with the Army, but since I can't, the next best thing to do is go to Europe and hang with the European hotties. After that I'd like to return to mi amor de NM, cash in on Montgomery GI bill for a master's degree, buy, fix-up and resale houses, rent them out, basically have an empire of properties and become the SLUM Lord Enaz, hahahahahaha!! J/K (no I'm not)

My Interests

Being tri-lingual, unemployed and yet still having revenue coming into my bank account (legally mind you!). I like to do things outdoors as long as it involves fire, music, alcohol, guns, knives, food, and trucks. NO I AM NOT A REDNECK, but I do happen to enjoy all those things, not necessarily all together, but it's a plus if they are. This Army camping sucks a lot, can't shoot at random things, can't burn anything, have to be quiet, be "safe" (You know I didn't join the Army to be "safe" but they sure do make a BIG deal about it), oh yeah and stay sober. You know I've actually shot less guns since I've joined the Army than before....go figure..."safe Army." I also enjoy reading books that are at least 50% grounded in reality, not this fantasy, SCI-FI, romance bullshit, when I read a book I want it to be something that is relevent to my life, mind, body, thinking, decision making process, moral delimeas,k well you get the idea.

I'd like to meet:

The Femmebots, a Rabbot, and a double jointed european supermodel who owns her own brewery, grows her own herbs and has access to free concert tickets, yessss! After that I'd like to meet Jimi Hendrix's polergist and have it possess my hands. This cool Indian dude (Dot not feather) Taj Mahal BandalandabaU Tube Van Wilder videos

Music:

U Tube Dirty Harry videosOkay, I..ve filled this up before with a list of bands that I think are cool, but of course no one actually reads the list with any real interest so I'm going to condense things.Favorite genres of Music1. Rock 'n' Roll 2. Blues 3. Reggaeton 4. Rap 5. Techno/House Music Now as for accomplished artists1. Jimi Hendrix 2. Carlos Santana 3. Stevie Ray Vaughn 4. Rage Against the Machine 5. Audioslave 6. Manu Chaos/Negra 7. Eminem 8. Dr. Dre 9. Kenny Wayne Shepard 10.Massive Attack

Movies:

I'll list ten favorites1. The Fifth Element (all time fav.) 2. Grandma's Boy 3. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 4. Fight Club 5. Dazed and Confused 6. The Professional 7. La Femme Nakita 8. Basketball 9. The Waterboy 10.Braveheart

Television:

I don't have cable TV in the barracks, and I haven't watched TV regularly for two years now. I have kept up with the LOST series, but aside from that the only thing that really interest me is watching the news.

Books:

I had a revelation recently about reading, I haven't really read much since I finished college, I was so sick of reading by that point. But now it dawned on me that I should be reading books that are literary accomplishments, no this BS wizards, warriors, and spaceship stuff, that's for movies. So I've started gathering and reading books that I have heard are worthwhile or know of as great readings. I've picked up things like The Seven Pillars of Wisdom; T.E. Lawerence (aka Lawerence of Arabia), Out of Africa; Isak Dennison, Swann's Way; Marcel Proust, The Voyage of the Beagle; Darwin, Bug-Jargal; Victor Hugo, Le Dernier Jour d'un Condamne; Victor Hugo, I wanna read some Constatine, Virgil, and Dante now as well.

Heroes:

Adam Sandler, gotta love him, wrote the Hannakuh song )not that I'm Jewish, but I'm not anti-semite) got his ass kicked by Bob Barker, and kicked some preppy ass on the golf course. Pancho Villa, mean dude fighting for the little people, the only thing that out did his generosity to the little people was his creative cruelty to those that oppressed him. Gotta love anyone that has a song written after them, la cucaracha la cucaracha, ya no puedo caminar, porque la falta, porque la falta, no tiene marijuana que fumar.And last but certainly very inspirational, Clint Eastwood, he's the all American ass kicker of the Wild, Wild, West, that doesn't take shit from anyone. I love his cold wit and his chiseled gaze is one that always demands respect. It's often what he says by not saying anything, just that gaze, props to the Eastwood.