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ROAST BEEF!

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About Me

27 JUNE '86 - 07 FEB '07

Cpl. Jennifer M. Parcell, 20, of Bel Air, Md., died Feb. 7 while supporting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. Parcell was assigned to Combat Logistics Regiment 3, 3rd Marine Logistics Group, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Okinawa, Japan.LIVING HALF OF SIAMESE TWINS. SAD, REALLY. NOT VERY FOND OF CANADIA. I HAVE DRY, CRACKLY LIPS SURROUNDED ON THE OUTER EDGES WITH HERPES. A TUMOR ON THE INNER PART OF MY LEFT THIGH. IF YOU USE CREAM CHEESE SPREAD ON IT, IT REDUCES THE SWELLING.this is what i want played at my funeral. make it happen

My Interests

Marines salute the flag-covered casket of Marine Cpl. Jennifer M. Parcell after the funeral service Friday at Oak Grove Baptist Church in Churchville. Parcell died Feb. 7 in a bomb attack in Iraq.

bathing in motor oil and hooking my nipples to jumper cables; massaging your mama's feet in rectal ointment; drawing famous faces on my man jubs; making abstract art outta dead baby animal feces.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

LEONARD NIMOY (THAT'S TOP NOTCH) NAH, BUT FOR REAL I GUESS: SENSES FAIL, FINCH, BUDDY HOLLY, PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, STAIND, THE EARLY NOVEMBER, THE CURE, STYX (FUCK Y'ALL), MICHAEL JACKSON (AGAIN, FUCK Y'ALL), AIDEN, underOATH, HE IS LEGEND, FIGHT PARIS, BEDlight for blueEYES, FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND, PANIC! AT THE DISCO, I AM GHOST, THE BLOOD BROTHERS, STEVE MILLER BAND, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, HOT HOT HEAT, EL PUS, RUFIO, FALL OF TROY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, FOO FIGHTERS, NORMA JEAN, MAE, ANBERLIN, SAVES THE DAY, HIDDEN IN PLAIN VIEW, STRAYLIGHT RUN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, BAYSIDE, PARAMORE, LADY SOVEREIGN (OH YEAH), SELF-PROCLAIMED GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD TENACIOUS D. WICKED. BUT THAT'S JUST A SAMPLE OF MY JAMS. DIDN'T EVEN STORM THE BEACH YET.

Movies:

WELL THE TOP RUNDOWN: 01. SAVING SILVERMAN 02. CHASING AMY 03. ORGAZMO 04. CLOCKWORK ORANGE 05. BLACK SHEEP 06. THE LAST DRAGON 07. HAGGARD 08. ALMOST HEROES 09. JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK 10. THE BIG LEBOWSKI 11. ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY 12. ALI G INDAHOUSE 17 8/3. STEEL MAGNOLIAS (BECAUSE JULIA ROBERTS DIES)THERE'S MANY MORE, BUT THOSE COME TO MIND.

Television:

24. Jack Bauer: the most savage man on the face of the earth. i'm naming my first child after him. gender not a factor.

Books:


I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE

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Heroes:

THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS

My Blog

American Terrorism

I am enraged.  I have never had a worst taste in my mouth than from what I read about the funeral of Cpl Parcell, a Marine that had fallen victim to a suicide bomber.  God bless her sou...
Posted by ROAST BEEF! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

gggguuuulllll

why do girls wanna see me naked?
Posted by ROAST BEEF! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eat babies

don't join the military. you'll get genital herpes and your wee wee will fall off.
Posted by ROAST BEEF! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST