I am exactly the sum of my parts, because they're of such high quality that I don't feel the need to be more than them.
I'm mostly tall and odds are good that I listen to a lot more music than you do. Odds are even better that you play more instruments than I do.
When I got bored of having no money, I went out and got employed by Applebee's International. I do guest relations work at their support center. The CEO's office is one floor above mine, because the building is only three floors. Still.
My watchband tanline is older than, for example, Google. I have a permanent retainer. I will only get more sarcastic as I get older, so get on the train now.
You know what irks me about profiles? The need to start so many sentences with "I." It's something I really don't like to do. You're going to have to ask for more information. You may be a 'net-bred passive-aggressive if you read this and started to wonder how you could get me to say more without having to ask.
This probably makes me seem really unfriendly. It's because I like to defy first impressions.
