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Poisonmonkey

I am Smooth and Exceptionally Flavorful.

About Me

As a child I broke my legs.Since then, my legs have healed, and amazingly they are about one hundred times as strong because of the leg braces my parents forced me to wear! I can't believe it either! No, I'm not lying! They are SO strong!Also, I like to wear hats. Sometimes, I wear them backwards like a rebel! And then I go around singing "With a rebel yell, she cried 'more more more!'" just like a rebel. The word rebel is important to me.Occasionally I find it necessary to pick my nose in public. But only when those boogers are seriously buggin me, yo.I have recently discovered that it is NOT easy to "pimp a ho" as previously reported.I am pretty sure that Cali is the life for me.Nothing magical happens when you eat "magic" mushrooms. You just see lots and lots of spooky shit that isn't really there.I have an extremely addictive personality. I can't get enough of fucking, for example.

My Interests

Boy do I like playing sports and having fun!MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go into the future and meet myself and ask me why I did all the things that I did in between that time and the time when I wasn't in the future and find out also what happened during that same time. Then, probably I'd get a burger with myself and play some halo or ping pong and see who is truly the better player. And then probably start drinking and telling stories about ourselves. It'd be pretty awesome I'll bet.Then I'd crash somewhere in my giant, futuristic mansion with six naked model bitches and a huge mound of cocaine. And then I'd highfive myself and say, "bro, that was pretty rad. I guess, I'll see you...eventually!" And I'd have a good laugh because, whoa, irony. Anyway. Probably after me, I'd like to meet Stalin and John Keats and Newton and Frost and Snake-Eyes, the GIJOE.

Music:

Member of the Def Leppard Fan Club. It's all about the one armed drummer. I freak out when one of my arms is numb. Imagine not having an arm and then drumming. Crazy. Also: John Denver, Paul Oakenfold, Guster, Zeppelin, Mason Jennings, Tool, Rammstein, Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi, other Baroque composers, Tupac, Eminem, Atmosphere, Immortal Technique, Brother Ali.

Movies:

Lots. Braveheart, Legends of the Fall, Wizard of Oz, Gladiator, Glory, Brokeback Mountain, How High, Army of Darkness, Monty Python, Ronin, Ali G, Spaceballs, Top Secret, The Three Amigos, Rambo(s), Belly, The Deer Hunter, The Secret of Nym, Wet Hot American Summer.

Television:

West Wing, 24, Family Guy, Fox News

Books:

The Angle of Repose, The Count of Monte Cristo, Short Stories by Borges, The Wheel of Time Series, The Shannara Series, Catch-22, some Hemingway Favorites: all the short stories, the Garden of Eden, The Sun Also Rises, Hills like White Elephants, Islands in the Stream, Green Hills of Africa. The Thomas Covenant Series, Garfield Books, The Far Side, I Know this Much is True, Bill Shakespeare, The Fountainhead, Homer, The poetry of Keats, Frost, Coleridge, Pope, Eliot, Swift.

Heroes:

Snake-Eyes.