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Ink Alchemist

I am Jack's sense of unlimited bliss... I convey the truth and get love in return.

About Me

God I hate fillin' "About Me" forms out... okay where should I start? I'm a hot (lie), single male, looking for a long term relationship (really big lie). I like long walks on the beach, cute fluffy kittens, soft classical music while i gaze into the sunset, Hello Kitty, double mocha tripple frappa americanochino duce coffees while watching Oprah, and oh... on Friday nights I like to curl up to a nice book near a blazing fire (all fuckin' true. LOL!)...and porn. heh. I couldn't help myself.

My Interests

Drawing... mostly cartoon shite (for my own amusment) or anything that excercises my creativeness . .. games, console games, yes... that nerdy shite. Drinking and DANCING, or DANCING while drinking, or DANCING while sober, or DANCING with an attitude (a positive one... preferably in street clothes). Singin' in the shower... badly. Hookin' up with friends. Groovin' to any type of music 'cept country and shitty bubblegum rap... (ya know, any song that describes how much bling they've got around their neck, how many bitches they've got in their hot tub(s), how big those solid gold Daytons on their SUV are, how much cash they've got commin' out their ass, or anything dealin' with G-Unit. Turn on MTV and watch for two seconds, you'll know what I'm talking about). **Note: Busta Rymes doesn't count.**

Samples of shite I've drawn... Call it a hobby I need to get back into. ;)
R4WR! dance bitch dance!

I'd like to meet:

Who I would like to meet? Hmmm. Guess I've already met her. heh. (Nooo, not that blow up doll/goat that I have stashed in my closet... LOL! Uh, that's a joke. Uh... seriously. ;)

A Star Wars skit from tha funny ass show Robot Chicken... I was in tears when I saw this. :)

Flyin' down narrow forrest paths, jumpin' hills, driftin' round cliff edges, and wrappin' your Sube around a tree... ...take THIS you NASCAR lefties!!!

Explorer can suck my left nut.

Music:

Get ready for the lame musical tastes that I'm frontin' yo! Tool, Nirvana, Pixies, Portishead, Tonedeff, CunninLynguists, The Distillers, Radiohead, The Prodigy, Busta Rhymes, DJ Shadow, A Perfect Circle, The Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Mogwai, Beastie Boys, The Vines, Burning Brides, Queens of the Stone Age, System of a Down, Matisyahu, Sublime, Mindless Self Indulgence, Operation Ivy, Jurassic 5, Edan, Digable Planets, The Beatles, Jane's Addiction, Rage Against the Machine, John Williams, She Wants Revenge, Interpol, London Symphony Orchestra, The Doors, Nine Inch Nails, The Roots, Sage Francis, Foriegn Legion, Pinback, DJ Krush, Denali, A Tribe Called Quest, Danny Elfman, Bob Marley, Jimmi Hendrix, The Smiths... eh, um, ah.... lol. I really can't think of anythin' else 'sides what I've got here in my iPod. (techno slut/whore/bitch/assgoblin... uh, sorry, tourette's)

Movies:

Oh great... more shite to fill in. Bleh. I'll finnish this later. (sometime next year).*cough*Fight Club*cough*

Television:

So I spend 5k on a 32" LCD HDTV, Bose speakers/reciver, DVD/CD player, Xbox 360, high-def DVR, and I don't even watch TV... Me:Retarded. Roomate:Fuckin' Happy. (He said that if I move out, he'd have to take me to court and sue me for half 'cause I've gotten him used to a life of high-def TV and video games. And here I said I'd never get married 'cause a divorce would kill your net-worth by 3/4... shite looks like I'm fucked. ;)...well there ARE some channels that I dig. History Channel, Discovery Channel, ESPN, and Cartoon Network (only for Adult Swim of course). Typical answer for a guy's taste, eh?

HAH! This is too fuckin' priceless... I think I speak for tha rest of us when I say, "BWAHAHAHA!"

This is really how tha movies should've transpired... Instead of all that friggin' walkin'. ;)

Books:

What the 'eff are books? Heh... kiddin'. I just can't think of any right now. Check back in a week or two (or when I learn how to read).This kat in the blue piratey getup is who I wanna be when I grow up... Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate... er, I mean lush.

Heroes:

Steve Purcell and Ben Caldwell. What? Never heard of 'em you say? Well that's 'cause they're sick ass cartoonist, with a even sicka style of drawin'. (Check out Sam and Max: Freelance Police or www.actioncartooning.com if you're still drawin' a huge blank.)This is an example of Ben Caldwell's work. Pretty tight style I say...

My Blog

Fuck you, you fuckin fuck! In other words... "Mesa back!" lol!

Damn... it's been waaaay too long. Finally fixed my 'puter, got my shite straight... and even bagged me some cool ass chick who cooks and cleans and does my laundry for me... Uh, well I won't let her ...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST

Tool is amazing live!

So I found this live version of a Tool song, "Pushit", on mySpace... Dunno how long it will stay up, but it's noice to hear a different version of one of my fave songs. These guys are fuckin' good liv...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

Colts, larger mySpace pictures, relaxing weekend, and vacation for teh win!

Dear diary,Today I woke up to homemade french toast, homemade gingerbread waffles (I can't stress the "homemade" part enough... hehe, Sherry you're tha best!), and a Super Bowl that I actually liked! ...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

^_^

Have you ever noticed that the "Current mood" selection in tha mySpace blog entry is dominated by negative emotions? Conspiracy? Mebbe... just like them there Underpants Gnomes who steal all my undies...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

Inspired...

...it seems to me that I might be emerging from this dark hole I've been hiding in. Life has a funny way of changing things for the better......and the future looks bright.  :)
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Daaamn! Microsoft's IE makes my shite look limp...

So I decided to check out my page on tha new Internet Exploder... Fuuuuck! (for tha lack of a better word.) All that work customizing my page is down teh shitter says I! Everything on my page is align...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:46:00 PST

Almost over with...

Man... I'm so beat up... A waaay too loooong work week. Well I only have Sat. left to deliver... just one more day. Kinda wack we don't get tha 3 to 4 day weekends that you fools get... And don't say,...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Merry Frackin' Xmas!

Exactly what tha title says......blame it on my job... I used to enjoi Xmas... but now I can't wait for tha madness to stop. More often than not I see people who are stressed outta their gord... or ju...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

Peace! I'm out!

...well I'm takin' a break from this shite. Gonna try and focus on finding tha same type of inspiration I had a few months ago. My mind's collecting dust from tha mental block that's been ridin' my ar...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:05:00 PST

Mad World

I heard this song tha other day and decided to post it up on me site. From what I understand, Gary Jules re-made this song (Mad World). It originally was a Tears for Fears song... well that's what my ...
Posted by Ink Alchemist on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST