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God, so that I can get a fuckin' refund. My father so that I can devour him. And more cool bands.Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.

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Your personality matches Criminal Profile 4081643. Gein's desolate farmhouse was a study in chaos. Inside, junk and rotting garbage covered the floor and counters. It was almost impossible to walk through the rooms. The smell of filth and decomposition was overwhelming. While the local sheriff, Arthur Schley, inspected the kitchen with his flashlight, he felt something brush against his jacket. When he looked up to see what it was he ran into, he faced a large, human carcass hanging upside down from the beams.

____________________________________________ Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ed Gein. Bizarre handicraft made Eddie into a celebrity. Author Robert Bloch was inspired to write a story about Norman Bates, a character based on Eddie, which became the central theme of the Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho. In 1974, the classic thriller by Tobe Hooper, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has many Geinian touches, although there is no character that is an exact Eddie Gein model. This movie helped put "Ghastly Gein" back in the spotlight in the mid-1970's. Years later, Eddie provided inspiration for the character of another serial killer, Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs. Like Eddie, Buffalo Bill treasured women's skin and wore it like clothing in some insane transvestite ritual. While shocked deputies searched through the rubble of Eddie Gein's existence, they realized that the horrible discoveries didn't end at the missing Mrs. Worden's body. They had stumbled into a death farm. The funny-looking bowl in his home was actually the top of a human skull. The lampshades and wastebasket were made from human skin. A ghoulish inventory began to take shape: an armchair made of human skin, female genitalia kept preserved in a shoebox, a belt made of nipples, a human head, four noses and a heart. The more the looked through the house, the more ghastly trophies they found. Finally a suit made entirely of human skin. Their heads spun as they tried to tally the number of woman that may have died at Eddie's hands. While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns. Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
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Music:

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Marilyn Manson, Hurt, Pitchfork, Ghost Machine, Beyond Agony, Korn, Disturbed, Motograter, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Godsmack, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, The Smashing Pumpkins, Evanescence, Godhead, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Shinedown, Linkin Park, Eminem, Limp Bizkit, Taproot, Puscifer, Static-X, Rage Against The Machine, Kidneythieves, Staind, Sevendust, 10 Years, Stone Sour, Orgy, Three Days Grace, Otep, Kittie, Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Stabbing Westward, Pantera, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Cold, Rammstein, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Nonpoint, Adema, Ill Nino, None More Evil, Lynyrd Skynyrd, God Dethroned, Saliva, Puddle of Mudd, Soil, System Of A Down, Drowning Pool, Billy Talent, Avril Lavigne, Megan McCauley, Bobaflex, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Deftones, Audioslave, The White Stripes, Flyleaf, Avenged Sevenfold, Resurface, Coal Chamber, Blue October, Arch Enemy, Evans Blue, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Danzig, Five Finger Death Punch, Chaqma, Exesion.
Your Monster Profile
Eddie

You Feast On: Virgins, Aborted Fetuses, Used Tampons, and Sour Patch kids

You Lurk Around In: Comic Carnival, Hot Topic, and Best Buy

You Especially Like to Torment: Preps What's Your Monster Name?

Movies:

Hostel, The Hills have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. Basically anything gruesome that I can masturbate to. I'm obsessed with horror movies like you wouldn't believe. Even if they suck, I wanna watch it at least once.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Hells's Kitchen, and a few comedy central shows. Overall TV sucks.

Books:

Dean Koontz, Stephen King, and anything horrifying that can lull me to sleep.

Heroes:

Tiffany, and Eddie... The world took my heroes away, and left me to my own devices. Not a bright fuckin' idea, might I add.
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You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/
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Your mental illness is,Depression.Depression, in my opinion, is one of the worst because you cannot see a way out. It is like a dark room where you cannot find the door, no matter where you crawl or search. You feel hopeless and have no energy.
Some common signs of depression are:Lose/increase in appetite,
Lose of interest in activities you used to enjoy.
Feels hopeless about life and future.
Is sometimes suicidal.Keep in mind that I am in no way a psychologist to diagnose you, to truely be diagnose, you must visit your doctor.Thank you for taking this quiz, rate if you want.
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Maul
(You preferred a weapon with 76% power over speed and 10% range over melee.)
You use a Maul.Inelegant? You? We'll see who's still alive to say that when you're finished. A fearsome hammer is your weapon of choice, a great equalizer that decimates armored and unarmored foes alike. No one will doubt your strength when you emerge from battle unharmed, your foes battered and broken.
Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The Magic the Gathering Knowledge Test :
Expert level
(You scored and 93 Magic!)
All Hail YOU! You kicked this test's butt. Seriously, great job. You know your stuff inside and out, and probably have a killer deck of your own. You are a Magic Master, a true Wizard of the Coast.
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Night
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You're like a Dark Unicorn!
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You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality Test My score on The Star Wars Personality Test :
Chewbacca
(You scored 50% airiness, 52% squishiness, and 47% edginess!)
According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Chewbacca in personality.Chewbacca epitomises the idea of a "gentle giant" -- someone whose stature is intimidating but who is actually very kind and caring. In many ways he's very similar to &Han Solo, his best friend, but he's much more comfortable with his emotions.Chewie is, in a word, sweet.(The polar opposite of Chewbacca is &Darth Vader.)The eight profiles are as follows:&Han Solo &Yoda &Chewbacca &Threepio &Artoo &Darth Vader &Luke Skywalker &Princess Leia
Link: The Star Wars Personality Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The *D&D Race* Test :
Human
(You scored 14 STR, 10 DEX, 11 CON, and 11 CHA!)
Most humans are the descendants of pioneers, conqurors, traders, travelers, refugees, and other people on the move. As a result, human lands are a mix of people - physically, culturally, religiously, and politcally. Hardy or fine, light-skinned or dark, showy or austere, primitive or civilized, devout or impious, humans run the gamut. My score on The D&D Class Test :
Barbrian/Druid/Rangr
(You scored 34 Warrior, 23 Spellcaster, 40 Rogue, and 47 Misc!)
With no dominant skill, you fall into a class of Barbarian and/or Druid and/or Ranger. You may be a combination of 2 or 3 of these, or you may simply be just one of them. The highest of your Warrior (Barbarian), Spellcaster (Druid), and Rogue (Ranger) variables is your dominant class, while any close variable is your secondary class.From the frozen wastes to the north and the hellish jungles of the south come brave, even reckless, warriors. Civilized people call them barbarians or berserkers and suspect them of mayhem, impiety, and artocities. These "barbarians," however, have proven their mettle and their value to those who would be their allies. To enemies who underestimated them, they have proved their cunning, resourcefulness, persistence, mercilessness.The fury of a storm, the gentle strength of the morning sun, the cunning of the fox, the power of the bear - all these and more are at the druid's command. The druid however, claims no mastery over nature. That claim, she says, is the empty boast of a city dweller. The druid gains her power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. To trespassers in a druid's secret grove, to those who feel the druid's wrath, the distinction is overly fine.The forests are home to fierce and cunning creatures, such as bloodthirsty owlbears and malicious displacer beasts. But more powerful and cunning than these monsters is the ranger, a skilled hunter and stalker. He knows the woods as if they were his home (as indeed they are), and he knows his prey in deadly detail.
Link: The D&D Class Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The D&D Alignment Test :
Lawful Good
(You scored 63% Law vs Chaos and 64% Good vs Evil!)
Keep this in mind, before you read this and take it too seriously... This test is based on a system of moral absolutes. There is no subjectivity in D&D, as it is based on a fantasy world of heroes and villains. That is why their alignment system is so simple and polar. So naturally, if I were to apply this simple morality to modern day life, things would look very "black and white". That is why I watered down the concept of evil and good. It is very unlikely that anyone who takes this test is a mass murderer or a superhero, so Mean vs. Nice will have to take the place of good vs. evil.Lawfulness and Good in a nutshell: -Lawful characters are organized and rational. They believe that order is important, and they respect authority. They tend to be fairly rigid in their beliefs and behavior, but this is not always the case. -Good characters believe in doing the right thing. They help others when possible, and they are usually friendly.Your Alignment: "Crusader" Lawful Good, eh? I hope you're proud of yourself. It's easy to live by the rules, but not so easy to have a strong conscience. It takes a special kind of person to be able to do both and not go insane. It's possible that you are a bit holier-than-thou, but not necessarily. At least you mean well. Way to go!
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Fighter!
(Victory! You scored 39!)
The clash of steel, the heat of battle, the chaffing of your chainmail bikini. Looks like you're the fighter. You are tough, strong and have cool head about you. You're disiplined and tactical. You tend to think with just your muscles though and sometimes you have to get a little help from your more scholarly friends. But don't worry; somebody's gotta knock down the door later and smashing's what you do best. So layeth on the smackdown good warrior and may thine boot find thine opponent's ass verily.
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Lizardman
(You scored 52 intellectual, 32 urbanization, and 61 physical!)
You are a lizardman. You’re reasonably strong and intelligent you prefer nature to cold brick and stone. Often misunderstood by the other races you tend to be a loner, but it’s ok your more then capable of taking care of yourself. You are definitely a lizardman (or woman)Also don't forget to check out my other test The Uber Munchkin Powergamer Test
Link: The What D&D race are you? Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The D&D stats - Physical Test :
You scored 14 Strength, 14 Constitution, and 12 Dexterity!
All stats are based on the original D&D system of 3-18. 3 being tragically weak and 18 being olympic level ability. Odds are you will be more towards the middle for most things (the middle being 10-11), as that is where most people should be. If you scored above 18 in any skill, I highly suggest you go back and read the directions closer. Especially if you scored above an 18 strength, you need to take the test over and only answer ONCE on the first page. Taken properly, it is not possible to get above an 18 on any stat. Get the other half of your stats at this companion test.I am open to suggestions for improving this test. Please message me if you think I am not taking something into account, or have any questions for how I calculated scores.
Link: The D&D stats - Physical Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The D&D stats - Mental Test :
You scored 13 Intelligence, 13 Wisdom, and 12 Charisma!
All stats are based on the original D&D system of 3-18. 3 being tragically weak and 18 being olympic level ability. Odds are you will be more towards the middle for most things (the middle being 10-11), as that is where most people should be. If you scored above 18 in any skill, I highly suggest you go back and read the directions closer. Especially if you scored above an 18 intelligence, you need to take the test over and only answer ONCE on the first page. Taken properly, it is not possible to get above an 18 on any stat, unless you' over 70 years old. Get the other half of your stats at this companion test.I am open to suggestions for improving this test. Please message me if you think I am not taking something into account, or have any questions for how I calculated scores.
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