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the color ozz

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About Me

i see the world through rose tinted glasses

i was a geek before that got cool

i pwn n00bs

my milkshake is better than yours

i am smarter than the average bear

if i'm not cool then cool people suck

GTA3's like the Sims to me

i am made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails

chuck norris is my homeboy

i dance when no one's watching

there is but one word that can describe all that is ozzy supercalifrajilistikexpealidocious

all of which makes me anxious, at times unbearably so


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Osvaldo "Danger" Enriquez
Birthday: 2/24
Birthplace: iono
Current Location: chair.. my room
Eye Color: hazel?
Hair Color: brown/black?
Height: 5'10" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican/guatemalan
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: none im invincible
Your Fears: spiders...
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stop being lazy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: O.o
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: my irresistible acne
Your Bedtime: hopefully before like 4am..
Your Most Missed Memory: how can u miss a memory? if u miss it then u dont remember it...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coke i said
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coke dammit, i thought capuccino was coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: mebbe
Do you Sing: maybe =D
Do you Shower Daily: lol no
Have you Been in Love: mebbe
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: whoa man back off
Do you belive in yourself: very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: dead sexy? yes lol
Are you a Health Freak: lol no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really..
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: does ddr count? O.o
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: not exactly
Ever been called a Tease: lol no
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: once, never again
How do you want to Die: mob wacking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: chippendale's dancer =D lol iono
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: its more of the shape
Favourite Hair Color: highlights
Short or Long Hair: medium..
Height: 7 feet.. not an inch less
Weight: 8, not a pound more
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: iono.. 3ish
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, let go of the past man!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

drink, sex, cigarettes

I'd like to meet:

the third olsen twin, chupacabras and santa claus
have you ever wanted something so bad you'd give everything for it?

Music:

1.thrice

2.gorillaz

3.weezer

4.streetlight manifesto

anything that makes me want to move

Movies:

battle royale

shrek

juno

anything by Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith

anything that makes me rethink my look on life

Television:

invader zim

house

spongebob squarepants

anything witty without utilizing awkward social situations

Books:

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten

anything by Stephen King or Chuck Palahniuk

anything that takes me away for however long i please

Heroes:

oskar schindler

mitch hedburg

dr. gregory house

My Blog

stupid blogs

they're just pathetic attempts at intellectual insights from yours truly fuck i don't know me
Posted by the color ozz on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

no you shut up

so uh well here we go how ya doin? i'm pretty dandy i can't wait to live on my own i'm not mad at my mom, quite the contrary, i've never been more content with her, but after her 5 day vacation to veg...
Posted by the color ozz on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

neptunian blues that eyes forgot

depression must be what they call brain food since i'm a fuckin expert on everything when i'm feeling especially sad yet can hardly wipe my ass right when i'm in the best of moods why is that, how hor...
Posted by the color ozz on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

number one sound in belgium

i think i have anger issues, i wanna punch something, all the time no its not funny how even the simplest things in life can make u happy its fuckin normal if it wasn't the entire world would be bitte...
Posted by the color ozz on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

ignorance is bliss

true so very very utterly trueignorance of ignorance is blissacknowledgement of ignorance is bitter agonynothing tears me apart more than knowing i don't know somethingsomething damn important that i ...
Posted by the color ozz on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

if you plan to shoplift let us know

i crave genius i crave satisfaction randall graves is my hero, kinda one hell of a fictional character, if i do say so myself
Posted by the color ozz on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

randomness is a poor excuse for wit

ran?dom /'rænd?m/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ran-duhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective 1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, o...
Posted by the color ozz on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

im an asshole

I am indeed an asshole.  This raises the question, why is that?  Am i merely an asshole because putting others down makes me feel better about my own situation? Or is it much deeper and more...
Posted by the color ozz on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST