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deranged vulpine

I am here for Friends

About Me

Matthew 6:34-Luke 6:32-Romans 12:2-Romans 6:11-Phillipians 2:3-First John 3:16-I prefer baths to showers.

My Interests

You, you are very interesting. (But Vicky is my favorite.)

I'd like to meet:

You. Since i already know you, lets just say 'how do'.

Music:

Stavesacre, Bach, Johnny Cash, U2, Dethklok, Richard Cheese, Daft Punk, Flobots, Social D, Flogging molly, Mashup makers, Project 86, N.W.A., Tupac, Relient K, Gunther, Gnarls Barkly, Beck, BeastIe Boys, Matisyahu, Danny Elfman, Adam Sandler, Mars ill, Furthermore, Sup the chemist, POD, Postal Service, Tenacious D, GoRiLlaS, Blind Men C, Pushstart Wagon, Linkin park, Fort minor, Rancid, Chilli peppers, Oasis, Foo Fighters, deep space five, Matisyahu, They Might Be Giants, Sugar Hill Gang, The Presidents OF The United States OF America, Lemmy(Motorhead), Matt Kearny, Dean Grey, L'Arc en Ciel, And lots more and stuff and street preformers and all da good ones.

Movies:

HOUSE OF D, Hot Fuzz, Shawn Of The Dead, Eulogy, Radio, Forrest Gump, Mystery Men, Unbreakable, Hellboy, The Incredibles, The Returner, Star Wars: Episode IV The Empire Strikes Back, Bubba Ho-Tep, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, The Kingdom, Big Daddy, Karate For Life, The Matrix, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger than Fiction, Animatrix, The Poke'mon Movie, Spiderman 1-2, 28 days later, Pans Labyrinth, The Number 23, League of Extrordinary Gentlemen, Mulan, Jurassic Park 1-3, King Kong, The Lion King, Enemy of the State, Evil Dead series, Fearless, Nacho Libre, The Blues Brothers, The 3 Amigos, Mr. Deeds, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Unleashed, Shogun Ninja, The Patriot, Constantine, Gladiator, School of Rock, Goonies, Dances With Wolves, Godzilla, The Digimon Movie, The Rundown, Rambo, Cloverfield, Iron Man, The Orphanage,

Television:

Yo Gabba Gabba, Scrubs, Simpsons, It Takes a Theif, MythBusters, Invader Zim, VC2, Biker Mice From Mars, Swat Kats, King of the Hill, Rob and Big, Power Rangers, Dexters Lab, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, The Adventures of Batman and Robin, Rocko's modern Life, Samurai Jack, Justice League, Time Squad, Clone High, Teen Titans, Digimon, Avatar the Last Airbender.

Books:

The Bible, The Screwtape Letters, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Illustrated man, Enders Game Saga, Farenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, The Hobbit, Jurassic Park, East of Eden, Of Mice and Men, What Manner of Man, Graveyard for Lunatics, The Golden Compass, The Magicians Nephew, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Lost World, Congo, I Will Fight No More Forever, The October Country, World War Z, Monster Island, East of Eden, I is Legend, (IDLE VALOR).

Heroes:

You, I wanna be just like you when I grow up. Jesus Christ, Sergio Gutierrez Benitez (Fray Tormenta), Theodore Roosevelt, Charles Frederick William Grover-Williams (Sean), Brendon Small, Kenneth Peek, Chuck Thomas, Karl Marx, Shepherd Fairey, Che Guevarra, Winston Churchill, Satoshi Tajiri, Ken Sugimori, Sun Tzu, George Carlin, Mark Twain (Samuel Clemmens), Mya Angelou, Bob Hoskins, Cheif Joseph, Banksy, Lowell Amrine, Nestor Cerpa, Sonny Chiba, Elija, Dave Guiles, Martin Luther, Fred Rogers, Maskyline, Ray Bradbury, Mahatma Ghandi, Manny Puig, or any other real-life superheroes.

My Blog

Do you ever wonder;

if your mommy and daddy really love you? It's okay, Jesus loves you.
Posted by deranged vulpine on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

Don’t think about you when you aren’t around.

Sanity is a fun subject, no?  If you've ever taken the time to stop and wonder "Am I crazy?" Then by my standards you are passable as one who's got just the right amount of marbles left. The worl...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:12:00 PST

Closer than a brother.

Who am I that you are mindful of me, what grand things have I done to catch you're eye? In all of this world so astounding you chose to choose me, and after all that you've seen, you still want anythi...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:58:00 PST

Torn with Joy.

Stand up.welcome To what life is all about. Most days I look into your eyes and say, "You dissappoint me. You cause me so much regret." Today, I am feeling quite different about myself. I look into th...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Toilet Paper Heaven

"What is that?" You ask. "There is no such place!" You tell me.  Oh no my friend, you are most sadly mistaken. The other day I visited the sad dystopia of Toilet paper hell, and escaped unsinged...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

Sometimes I take myself way too seriously...

A morning most epic...With a steamy cup of brutali-tea. So I get up a little after my brothers leave for school. I start on my daily chores, get the bacon, potato, and eggs out for breakfast. (Bacon;...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

Vonnegut’s 8 rules

For writng a short story. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for. Every chara...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:42:00 PST

Why I wont work at Starbucks;

1. Personally, I don't know any Ethiopian coffee traders, but they seem like nice guys. Making an eighth of a cent every dollar the coffee dynasty makes just doesn't seem like the 'fair-trade' Starbuc...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

La-Dee-fricken-dah

Your feet get cold when the ground gets snowy, just keep on on walking, though you don't know where you're going.Your body gets cold, and your nose gets runny; But in you...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

Sticks and stones

I hate you. Those are only words. Sounds and vibrations set out into the oxygen. Those words bounce off the walls and then disappear. Written down; they try to live forever.  Those words, no mat...
Posted by deranged vulpine on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:16:00 PST