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filteredreality

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About Me


There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead;
When she was good, she was very, very good,
And when she was bad she was horrid.

that's me.
b.b.
manager, vocalist, 2 cent giver & motivator for:

this is pkat:

he is hardcore.
and awesome.
this is us doing what we do best:

(still haven't quite figured out what that is yet...)
this profile is still under construction at the moment. in the meantime, feel free to visit another work in progress: www.plurtrain.com
taking bets on who will finish first...

My Interests

guilty of making life more complicated than should ever be necessary...desperately seeking approval in the most backward of ways...

ever the pessimistic optimist
simplicity at its worst.
other interests include:
-parmesan cheese
-warmth
-the sound of my own voice
-booths at restaurants
-plastic jewelry
-black nail polish
-lower case letters
-covert operations

I'd like to meet:

whoever stole my name and put it in this...thing...:

despite all my best intentions to be angry at this person, i find their work frightfully amusing...

Music:

i love sound and i respect any artist who had ever made an attempt to solicit an emotional response from a stranger by combining sounds in a way that they hope is new.
of course my favorite band no longer exists (dismemberment plan) beck, cake, slayer, violent femmes, marilyn manson, radio head, bjork (especially dancer in the dark), sex pistols, pink floyd, old school metallica, rob zombie, afex twin, sweet child of mine by g&r is a guilty pleasure but i may as well mention it, tmbg, ani...and on...and on... generally speaking, i prefer the music to the artist with one major exception:
PKAT - the one artist who actually makes my life worth living
my own personal dj and producer who even took the time to help me pull my head out of my ass and start writing again.

Movies:

brain candy, anything monty python, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, pi, death to smoochy, nothing, idiocracy, lock stock and two smoking barrels, fear and loathing, shawn of the dead, hot fuzz, anything kevin smith, ghost busters, the first matrix, labrynth, puni puni poemi, anything tarantino, donnie darko, i heart huckabees, et cetera, et cetera...

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, law & order SVU, family guy, american dad, athf, sealab, harvey birdman, cowboy beebop, fosters home for imaginary friends, reno 911, scrubs, daily show, colbert report...

Books:

alice in wonderland, the giver, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, catch 22, anything chuck palahniuk or kurt vonnegut or agatha christie, or tolkein or shel silverstein or ray bradbury... (and again) et cetera...et cetera...

Heroes:

the term makes me uncomfortable... but i wouldn't be me without the influences of many...and i wouldn't strive to be better without the influences of many more....

My Blog

good. day.

good weekend actually. first of all, i would just like to say that i love my muffin. seriously kids, he's the best. the weekend started off with an unexpected twist as usual...which i suppose means ...
Posted by filteredreality on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST

what did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato as she lagged behind...?

catsup! er... catch up. that's what i'm about to do: the past couple weeks have been...*deep breath, bryna...be nice*...challenging. it all started when my boss decided to resign as was mentioned in m...
Posted by filteredreality on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

i must work on my 'order of things'...

who but me decides to go on a week long vacation to another country, rack up a ton of credit card debt and THEN quit her job? Why me, of course! yessiree, bryna is OFFICIALLY unemployed. whee! oh it'...
Posted by filteredreality on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

spanish wine and wi-fi...

make for a perfectly marvelous combination. greetings all! this is b, checkin in from a steak house with free internet and bad music videos on spanish VH1.it's fuckin great. *grin* as for the res...
Posted by filteredreality on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

this is it...

3 hours til the train... 10 hours til the plane... and in 24 hours we will be in SPAIN!! the past 2 months have been nothing short of intense, but today i can finally say with absolute certainty that ...
Posted by filteredreality on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:27:00 PST

well...

i've done it. i've booked us a trip to spain. seven mother fuckin days of hardcore in the sun. ... i don't think debt has ever looked this good before... *grin*...
Posted by filteredreality on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

so this is really what the world is coming to, huh?

so i'm sitting here at my desk at work and the phone rings... so i answer it, because that's my job... "United Personnel, this is Bryna!" i speak clearly into the phone. "um...hi...can i speak to bryn...
Posted by filteredreality on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

a bit of stuff i pulled out of my head and saved in my journal for a "rainy day"

Note: I actually wrote this bit of prose back in November, but refrained from posting it due to the fact that I could not decide whether or not i wanted to give it any sort of context. So, in an eff...
Posted by filteredreality on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

ah, grandma

a few years back, my grandmother got a computer and i swear she hasn't been able to tear herself away since. seriously, no one responds to my emails faster than grandma! i don't ev...
Posted by filteredreality on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

a question of class

I work for a company that requires a business professional dresscode. In and of itself, implementing this policy on a daily basis is absurd for numerous reasons i will not list here. The only reason t...
Posted by filteredreality on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST