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About Me

Emerald Elem --
[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Drinks start pourin' and my speech starts slurrin' and everybody starts lookin' real good......
I'm not gonna lie....I'm kinda a big deal...i mean...people know me.... - Anchorman
"I Piss Excellence" - Ricky Bobby
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone -- just as wild -- to run with." - Sex and The City
Monopoly. Everyone has it. NOBODY likes it. Even if you think you like it, you don't. It's easy why...cause this is everyone here after two and a half hours into a game- (WHOOSH) FUCK this game! It's four in the morning Grandma! YOU WIN!! I'm sitting on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass!! And I hate it when you're the banker--where'd you get those pink fifties you cheating whore?! Don't fuckin' touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE!! And I should cut your head off with this little doggy." - Dane Motherfucking Cook
i'm lost in a little girls head.
i'm a nervous wreck, you'll never understand me.
i'll always keep you guessing.
i'm afraid to face the real world.
i never want to be figured out.
i never want to be found.
i love the little things in life.
i'm sarcastic and rude, and most likely i don't like you.
i really don't care what you have to say, and i don't care what you think.
don't like me? GOOOD, hate me? EVEN BETTER. it wont bring me down.
i'm waiting for the right boy to sweep me off my feet.
people like to make rumors up about me, don't believe um.
i have greater friends than you'll ever have.
i'm always laughing.
i love the summer.
i like jumping in puddles.
i bite my nails, when i'm nervous.
i love. i hate. i see. i question. i learn. i lose. i win. i dance. i sing. i scream. i whisper. i cry. i smile. i dream. i laugh. i feel. i touch. i express. i forgive. i forget. i believe. i am me.
I want him and only him. I want him to be mine and only mine. I want him to hold me and never let me go. I want him to give me kisses and hold my hand. I want him to be my everything. I want to be his everything. I want to make him happy. I want him to make me happy. I want him to make me smile. I want to make him smile. I want him to love me. I want to love him. I want him to find me. A fairy tail love, with a happily ever after I know hes out there somwhere, the boy of my dreams.
she's a mess and she's well aware of it. her life has broken into a million pieces and she doesn't know where the pieces have gone.... she stands a stranger in her own skin. she'll fake a smile if it means you'll stop talking. all she wants is to be saved. she's not afraid to laugh at herself, or others. her schedule does not permit her to have a bed time, and she doesn't mind. she gives good advice, but doesn't take any. she's always in her own little world she has a certain way for everything and she doesn't plan on growing up.she gets embarrassed when people call her beautiful she prefers to hang out with boys, because girls are always so dramatic and rude.she wants to be the kindest soul you know but it's hard to not carry around hate. she wishes someone would call her a fallen angel, because she tries to be so damn good. she just wants happiness.. she just wants love.....
How critics describe Emerald Elem
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
They call her... a bitch,a lover,a fighter,strong willed,moody,giving,caring,southern,favorist,talented,dramat ic,loud, in dependent,big hearted,wild,spontenous kind of girl.i'm still addicted to Barney.i date black guys sometimes,if you are cute and not thuggs but there's something about white guys i like way better. sorry.i'm attending University Of North Florida this summer and i plan to be a International Business/Spanish Double Major with a minor in Theatre.I love just sitting in the rain thinking. I want to travel the world; making documentaries about all of my passions but have to conquer my co-dependency first. Dane Cook is a god and Will Ferrell and him are the only 2 men in the world who can make me laugh when im depressed. im getting SuFi tattooed on my arm.I have a huge problem with rejection and I'm learning that the hard way. I love railroad tracks and grass and sunsets and bodies of water--when you mix two or three together Im in heaven. I hate even numbers. I don't wear clothes when at all possible. I like: robots, dinosaurs that glow in the dark, throw-away-cameras, stockings, jewelry from flea markets, Eric Whitare and Vesvius, cutting hair, breat reductions, hair dye, girlcrushes, and foreign films. I plan to someday be one of those old librarians who always smiles and peers over your selection from cat eyed glasses.
♥the only thing i regret about high school, is that i didnt do half the things i heard i did.
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My Email is : [email protected]
My AIM is:shutupxandDANCEx
so, from now on.. when you think of me, just remember i could have been the best thing you ever had Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests



♥Life
♥Love
♥Best Friends
♥Surfing (or attempting to)
♥Sweet Tea
♥The Holy Place (zaxby's)
♥Disney Movies
♥Random Days with no Agenda
♥ Camel Turkish Jades Parliment Lights
♥99 Apples
♥Summer Nights
♥The PEARL
♥Musical Theatre and Plays
♥Wicked
♥Rent
♥Gummy Bears
♥Seminole Pride
♥Osprey Pride (swoooooooop)
♥BFFL Rings
♥Crying
♥Laughing
♥sidekicks
♥ BLUE MOON WITH ORANGE
No Day But Today

I'd like to meet:

at this moment,
there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.
some are running scared.
some are coming home.
some tell lies to make it through the day.
others are just not facing the truth.
some are evil men, at war with good.
and some are good, struggling with evil.
six billion people in the world,
six billion souls.
but sometimes..
all you need is one.

"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" - Vince Vaughn [wc]

so before you can get to my heart, you have to get through my best friend's and, ladies and gentlemen, he's not a push over♥
meet my best friend ♥

he's a man eater forrrr sho.

Shake and Bake,Baby

it's those days where we sit around and do nothing.
it's the moments we laugh so hard, we cry.
it's the way we look at eachother
and know whats going threw each others head
.it's those stupid pictures and the jokes.
& sometimes you make me so mad, i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic;
but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
those are the reasons we're best friends

'UF girls are smart,
But it takes a UNF girl
to win a brutha's heart.
MIAMI girls are cute,
UCF girls got the dough,
But when you want the hottest girls,
UNF is where to go.
FSU girls are wild,
A&M girls are fun,
But when a girl's a UNF Girl,
You know she's #1.
Search each and every college,
North, East, South, or West,
You'll find that those UNF girls
will ALWAYS be the best!
So, for any one who reads this
and truly wants to know:
Get yourself a UNF girl, and never let her go..

Music:

.musicals.
.panic at the disco.
.dashboard confessional.
.third eye blind.
.hellogoodbye.
.damien rice.
.yellowcard.
.meg and dia band.
.the postal service.
.copeland.
.missy elliott.
.the cardigans.
.crash test dummies.
.matchbook romance.
.hilary duff.
.Le Tigre.
.alkaline trio.
.aqua.
.atreyu.
.bayside.
.bloc party.
.the bravery.
.bright eyes.
.coheed and cambria.
.motion city soundtrack.
.dave matthews band.
.death cab for cutie.
.emery.
.evergreen terrace.
.the faint.
.Ol' Blue Eyes.
.harry connick jr.
.haste the day.
.the killers.
.daddy yankee.
.kill hannah.
.anna nalick.
.jewel.
.billy joel.
.alannis morsette.
.the all american rejects.
.hawthorne heights.
.aqualung.
.ashlee simpson.
.black eyed peas.
.bon jovi.
.brand new.
.carrie underwood.
.foo fighters.
.nirvana.
.we are scientests.
.fiona apple.
.fall out boy.
.from autumn to ashes.
.a7x.
.from first to last.
.gloria gaynor.
.gavin degraw.
.gwen stefani.
.head automatica.
.hidden in plain view.
.mae.
.hoobastank.
.hot hot heat.
.howie day.
.imogen heap.
.incubus.
.jack johnson.
.james blunt.
.jason mraz.
.jay-z.
.linkin park.
.jeff buckley.
.jessica simpson.
.john mayer.
.josh groban.
.justin timberlake.
.kanye west.
.kelis.
.kelly clarkson.
.switchfoot.
.lifehouse.
.ludacris.
.natasha bedingfield.
.my chemical romance.
.our lady peace.
.peaches.
.pat benetar.
.cyndi lauper.
.phantom planet.
.plain white t's.
.puretone.
.pussycat dolls.
.queen.
.radiohead.
.rascal flatts.
.red jumpsuit appratus.
.relient k.
.robbie williams.
.story of the year.
.taking back sunday.
.senses fail.
.tegan and sara.
.tenacious d.
.the veronicas.
.yeah yeah yeahs.
.ying yang twins.
.zao.

Movies:

MEAN GIRLS♥Legally Blonde♥The Incredibles♥Shark Tales♥Van Wilder♥Napoleon Dynamite♥Ferris Buellers Day Off♥White Chicks♥Orange County♥School of Rock♥Scary Movies 1 and 2♥Cabin Fever♥Big Fish♥Peter Pan♥Freddy vs Jason♥Connie and Carla♥Ella Enchanted♥The Notebook♥A Walk To Remember♥Bring It On♥A series of unfortunate events♥Jersey Girl♥Gigli♥Road Trip♥Guys and Dolls♥St.Elmos Fire♥The BREAKFAST CLUB♥Sixteen Candles♥Kill Bill 1 and 2♥ RENT ♥Mr and Mrs.Smith♥Harry Potter 1-4♥The 40 year old virgin♥Waiting♥
i'm getting a medium sized SuFi on the back of my arm.
hahaha yes it's true, i believe that SuFi is basicially the most kick ass thing i could get and it will have meaning to me through out my life. if you dont know what SuFi is, it originated from Dane Cook and this is what the definition is:
"The SUperFInger or SU-FI (pronounced Sue-Feye) Consists of raising the middle finger, ring finger, and thumb on the same hand while lowering (or curling) the index and pinky fingers.
The original joke performed at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood was about having to be so pissed off at someone that giving them the finger just wouldn't be enough, so you'd have to give them just a little bit extra--the SUperFinger (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass M F).
While that may be the origin, what the SU-FI hand gesture and logo have become is extreme bluntness and honesty. It says I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying thanks for just bringing it honest, and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. It's not just a hand gesture or a sign, but it's what it stands for."
and we all know i'm a BAMF sooooo yeah. i need to get branded.
if you object to this ...WELL...i could throw up the fuck you finger, but ill settle with SuFi.

Television:

The O.C and Will and Grace
Dating & Relationship Advice
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Books:

Forget books.....Memorable Quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: MMM
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
2008 BABY!((maybe))

Heroes:

Dane Cook saved my life through his gospel.

my husband Channing Tatum. ((dont hate))

will ferrell is god, basically.♥

My Blog

Invincable

Lemme tell you about a great time in my life when I had the 3 greatestfriends in the world, they are still my best friends ...we just hang outseparately. Anyway, the dbt crew (sean,megan and doty) as ...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

that dane cook is a silly bitch

DANE COOKS OWNZ ALL COMEDY!!!25 Signs you're a Dane Cook Fan Part 1That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!You know you are a Dane Cook Fan when:1) You say things like: BAMF...MFC...Periph...Merch..Sangwhich...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Realization

I've finally found the feeling when you can't stand to look at somebody's picture. Not out of hate,anger,or malice, but a different inexplicable feeling completely opposite.I've always been able to ke...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

Fearless

Fear (noun) :an unpleasant often strong emotion  caused by anticipation and awareness of danger, an anxious concern.i wish one could actually become fearless,so i wouldnt be afraid to to let go a...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

I want you but I'm not giving in this time

Of all the things I believe in I just want to get it over with tears from behind my eyes but I do not cry Counting the days that past me by I've been searching deep down in my soul Words that I'm hear...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

You said "you caught me cause you want me and one day i'll let you go"

You say I only hear what I want to And you say I talk so all the time-so And I thought what I felt was simple And I thought that I don't belong And now that I am leaving Now I know that I did somethin...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

:[

Summer time and the wind is blowing, outside in lower chelsea.And I dont know what Im doing in this city,The sun is always in my eyes,It crashes through the windows, and Im sleeping on the couch,When ...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:13:00 PST

I dont know when, I dont know how, but i know somethings starting right now...

hmmm its funny how time changes a person. I think i have grown up alot since the week before graduation, getting away from that high school b.s. and look at me now, A UNF STUDENT....hahaha been takin...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST

I Got A Date With The Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

so uh basicially i had so much fun last night me,sean,jenn and our new friend brandy went to the pearl and it was AWESOME. i also ran into aimee,stacey and matthew collin. it was all good. oh and i ki...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:05:00 PST

Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else,Somebody who gave a damn

You took your coat off and stood in the rain,You're always crazy like that.And I watched from my window,Always felt I was outside looking in on you.You're always the mysterious one withDark eyes and c...
Posted by ♥Baby E♥ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST