ELI PAXTON
When I die, bury me deep-
put a turntable by my feet
place two speakers at my head
and let me rock to the Grateful Dead!
Hipsters ain't nothin but ex-ravers!
In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,
"Let there be HOUSE!"
and house music was born.
"I am, you see,
I am
the creator, and this is my house!
And, in my house there is ONLY house music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!"
And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house.
House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?"
Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.
And this is fresh.
My Lifey and Baby's Mama, Lindsay:
I Have An Associate of Arts Degree!!!!
babies, sleeping, cooking, eating, health food, smoking, and drinking, reading, writing, learning, sex, people-watching, listening, preparing to be the best father ever, listening to music, movies radio magazines, clean socks, vegetarianism, freedom, you in underwear, charles bukowski, nerds(the candy),smoking the ganj,going to shows, dancing(house music), making mix-cd's, Ypsilanti Michigan, Lindsay Garinger, travelling, the rainbow gathering, Are you actually reading this? If so, you should comment on my interests or something- it always brightens my day., coloring books, poetry, activismy activities, potlucks , talking about how things were and how they're going to be.......
I'd like to meet:
daniel johnston, bob dylan, joni mitchell, sly stone, ozzy,
Stonie
About Stonie:I live in California
I was born in July 1978
My sign is Cancer
I'm 5 ft. 8 in.tall
I weigh 140 pounds
I'm packin' 7.5 inches
Photography by L.B. Jeffries
Stonie has become a formidable video star in a relatively short time. His youthful good looks and willingness to "take it all" have won him a reputation as a bottom boy nonpareil. A favorite of the prolific director Paul Baressi, he of the randy military meat fests, Stonie has no shortage of assignments.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Clouds by joni mitchell:
Rows and floes of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons evrywhere
Ive looked at clouds that wayBut now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on evryone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way
Ive looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
Its cloud illusions I recall
I really dont know clouds at allMoons and junes and ferris wheels
The dizzy dancing way you feel
As evry fairy tale comes real
Ive looked at love that wayBut now its just another show
You leave em laughing when you go
And if you care, dont let them know
Dont give yourself awayIve looked at love from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
Its loves illusions I recall
I really dont know love at allTears and fears and feeling proud
To say I love you right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
Ive looked at life that wayBut now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say Ive changed
Well somethings lost, but somethings gained
In living evry dayIve looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
Ive looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
Its lifes illusions I recall
I really dont know life at all
Music:
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Devendra Banhart
sly and the family stone, mountain goats, kimya dawson, grateful dead, new pornographers, new order, antony and the johnsons, frank zappa, prince, cee-lo, joni mitchell, joanna newsom, house music, juelz santana, hot meat for young lovers, john mclaughlin, dead sea, janis, joy division, biggie smalls, elton john, techno music, chi-lites, cocorosie, bubba sparxxx, tony williams lifetime, nuetral milk hotel, althea and donna, benivento/russo, 70's soul, brother ali, neil young, peter tosh, bob dylan, iris dement, ween, e.l.o., hot chocolate, iron butterfly, van morrison, ben harper, j.g.b., spearhead, blind melon, cure, tom waits, leonard cohen, nick cave, nick drake, smashing pumpkins, daft punk, jurassic 5, fleetwood mac, johnny cash, common, lumidee, the pixies, derrick carter, built to spill, django reinhardt, six organs of admittance, heart, gorillaz, cornershop, ludacris, my bloody valentine, beck, sigur ros, soophie nun squad, belle & sebastian, le tigre, the halo benders, jay-z, weezer, the beatles, pavement, serge gainsbourg, wolfsheim, babes in toyland, roots manuva, dizzee rascal, nick cave & the bad seeds, the boys next door, de la soul, john coltrane, dj sneak, phish, the talking heads, eminem, black sabbath, marvin the robot, teeth of the hydra, outer spacist, peaches, mos def, numbers, fischerspooner, moldy peaches, at the drive in, fleetwood mac, billy joel, peter gabriel, actual birds, nine inch nails, wishbone ash, yes, arrested development, al green, ms. dynamite, fantomas, mr. bungle, bjork, eamon, dubtribe soundsystem, jacob miller, lee scratch perry, bob marley, captain beyond, captain beefheart, calvin johnsen, antsy pants, mark farina, evoka, almus magnus, the slip, abe froman, townes van zandt, john lennon, dolly parton, etc. etc.
Movies:
zardoz, american hollow, donnie darko, jesus christ superstar, the peanut butter solution, jacob's ladder, logan's run, brokeback mountain
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Television:
Six Feet Under, little house on the prairie, Dark Shadows
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Books:
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Little John Carter
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.You're up for just about anything.
Who's Your Inner European?
Heroes:
lindsay garinger, rodney dangerfield, woodie guthrie, larry flynt, charles bukowski, owsley stanley, kimya dawson, ken kesey, janis joplin,
