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Kimo's Bruddah

Goddayum…Goddayum…I use to drive a Dodge Caravan!

About Me

DC4: Destroy and Rebuild
Conceived on a multi-hued lagoon overlooking the Sea of The Moon
Since my father put the seed in the womb I've assumed the creed to Defeat and Consume
I turned my cheek and still chose the tree with the fruit
The knowledge I yearn for supersedes any belief I can't prove
Chose to stay at arm's bay of heaven's gate
My brethren knows that our only weakness is really letting our fears decide our fate
Real Life Tyler Durdens, we live life driving in reverse, swervin' with no purpose
Tanking a flask of Bourbon in a black Suburban with tint so black that when cops roll up on us
we're the ones who's makin' them nervous!
Came from a broken home where many roaches roam
Actually had to use coal in our broken stove
Usually was left home alone
Let my knee-high imagination grow with Han Solo and GI Joe
Livin' borderline pitiful
Mom couldn't really afford kid clothes and we owned a Ford Pinto that didn't go unless it was driven slow
It was like we had three moms
Mom had to work three jobs just pay the mortgage yet she never failed to feed us
Whenever drama creeped up
My brother turned to weed puffs before punching me up
So I took refuge in my grandma's lichee tree tops
Indulging in some cheese puffs like an alcoholic drowning himself in Tequilla
Nowadays my swarm of bad news doesn't end at being a fat dude
Or splattering poo all over public bathrooms
I admit, I've even killed my ex's cats too!
Poured Drano all over their cat food then blamed the vet for letting the cat loose!
Then microwaved all of her new kitty cats
Before throwing their mother into a high speed ceiling fan
From acting cool and being in the most relaxing mood,
Turn my hat backwards and I'll turn to bad mouthing wack fools and sparking rap feuds
A lil' surprise you'll just have to adapt to
Like going down on a hot redhead with black pubes
You better believe I got the nerve to sell a bald man a comb
Or sell ice to eskimos, even sell a christian their soul!
Catch me bustin' on fags with queer jokes
And clowin' fat people enough to make them feel like they're wearing clear clothes
I can appear sweeter than a root beer float
Make any woman fall for this piece of shit like successfully selling an old car with a brand new clear coat
7 heads tall and blessed with an extra set of balls
Never need to bluff; this is blood in or blood out! I'm always eager to bet it all
And I certainly don't need a blade to your neck to give your poker-face a facelift
Bitch... I'm ALWAYS holding 5 aces! And like black comedians I'm racist...
I got a bunch of Caucasian AIDS patients enslaved on a makeshift slave ship
Forced to sing songs of hatred while making fake Live Strong bracelets!
AIM - PortageeManOWar

My Interests

Virgin Walls, Coach Kyle's Poké, Real Hip Hop, Graff Girls, God of War, SimCity 4, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, Photoshop, Blackbook Bookworm, Alla Prima and Landscape Painting, GOOD Typography, 80s Cartoons, Playing Pool, Chess, Intellectual Property Development, Red Coronas, '95/'96 SS Impala, Krylon's Chey Orange, Talking Shit on 12oz, Oakley, Pumpkin (my Pit Bull), Kayla (my Shih Tzu), French Graphic Novels, Tahitian and Maori Tattoos, Serial Killers, Hawai'i, Fat Laced Puma Shoes, Silver Tab Jeans, Mafia, My lyrics, and pushing fags out my circle.. DC4 style:

I'd like to meet:

other ass to ass enthusiats!

and the meth head of my dreams, Christy:

oh and my future ex-wife!

Music:

Immortal Technique, Barrington Levy, Rage Against The Machine, Israel Kamakawiwao'ole, Bob Marley, Gabby Pahinui, Paul Okenfold, Eminem, Matisyahu, Kool Keith, Chino XL, Katchafire, Sublime, Nas, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Knife, Q-bert, Incubus, Prodigy, Michael Jackson, Enya, Soillaquist of Sound, Danny Elfman, Roots Manuva, RJD2, Beastie Boys, Atmosphere, Notorious B.I.G., and

Movies:

Spun, Office Space, Donnie Brasco, Equilibrium, City of Lost Children, City of God, Once Were Warriors, Boogie Nights, Amores Perros, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Cyborg, The Karate Kid, Swingers, The Cell, The Godfather, Star Wars, The Matrix, Old Boy, Batman, Goodfellas, Event Horizon, Big Trouble Little China, Blood In Blood Out, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Menace II Society, Hellraiser, Labrynth, Bronx Tale, Crash, Joy Luck Club, Hero, Blade Runner, Brazil, House of A 1,000 Corpses, Never Ending Story, Saw, Wedding Crashers, What The Bleep Do We Know, Rocky, Braveheart, and Good Will Hunting

Television:

THE WONDER YEARS, Rome, The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, Will & Grace, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Late Nite Cinemax, Fraggle Rock, A&E, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Painting with Bob Ross, Silverhawks, Sesame Street, Aeon Flux, Yo MTV Raps, and that scumbag Benny Hinn (my other hero)

Books:

Reading Rainbow:48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers, Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsch, Have A Nice Day by Mick Foley, Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson, Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss, Composition and Outdoor Painting by Edgar Painting, The Future of Life by Edward O. Wilson, and the funniest book ever:

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Grandpa Lauriano (RIP), Pap Pap (Tahiti Jim), Norm Schureman (instructor, designer), Budd Brooks (instructor at HCC), Optimus Prime (Autobot), Kawiks (my brother from another mother), Optimus Prime, and the infamous hoodless Chevy Nova owner, my Uncle Dennis.

Andre Legacy is my new hero:

Bill Hicks:

One of the most influential thinkers, Roland Young:

My Blog

In Class Bitch Asses

Yes I have no life. I actually took the time to scan in these bitch asses AND I retouched them. Enjoy!...
Posted by Kimo's Bruddah on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

Leykis 101 Rules

$40.00 Limit - Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, thats even better!3 Dates Rule - DUMP THAT BITCH if she hasn't put out in the first three dates.No Means No - If she says no then, ...
Posted by Kimo's Bruddah on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

High School Starter Kit for Boys

1) Join the cheerleading squad. The ridicule is worth being that close to a high quality source of pussy. Playing other sports is good but you don't get the benefit of proximity to top quality grade v...
Posted by Kimo's Bruddah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KIMOTHERAPY

Feeling down? Need help? Want more out of life? Look no further....Be Excited! Be.. Be Excited! Rockstar Status:Get a car load of friends and while rocking out to some raging music suggest the notion ...
Posted by Kimo's Bruddah on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

Landscape Painting (Always Updating)

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Posted by Kimo's Bruddah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST