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Da Macho Pocho!!

Keep your chin up, so I can smack it!!

About Me

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You are Hulk Hulk 75% The Flash 65% Iron Man 65% Spider-Man 45% Robin 40% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Batman 35% Superman 30% Supergirl 23% Wonder Woman 18% You are a wanderer with
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My Interests

I hate to sound cliche.. and corny, but I really like hanging out with my family. Besides that I like lifting weights,(although its hard to tell)playing guitar,(electric and loud)delving into the Arts such as writing, drawing and a little bit of the Martial type.(only getting my ass kicked right now but working on changing that real soon!)And last but most certainly not the least, having good times with good friends and good beer! Other than that, I'm just your average kind of weight trainning, guitar playing, ass-whooped all the time, beer guzzling fool! Amen


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I'd like to meet:

I'm going save the obvious ones like Jesus for some other time. But if I could meet anyone, dead or alive, I'd say Dimebag Darrell! He was a huge inspiration to tons of guitar players and metal fans and it never seemed to get to his head. It certainly is a rareity to be someone who is an obvious master artist and be adorned by so many and yet still possess a humble and open spirit. Thats definitely somebody who I idolize and wish I could've had the chance to share a Blacktooth grin with! Long Live Dimebag!

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Music:

Music is really a tool that I use everyday to escape, regroup or recharge myself with so I tend to be very particular with my interests. Right now I listen to hard stuff such as Damageplan,Pantera,Killswitch Engage,Living Colour,Rage Against The Machine,Kilgore Smudge, and I really like a band called Skrape although I don't see much of them on music channels.Maybe they broke up? Anyway thats what it is right now. Pending delete.

Movies:

Well I am a MAN, so porn would have to rule. But to be more PG rated, action movies are good for pumping the testosterone and then comes horror films because for some strange reason, I like to scare the shit out of myself! Top films for me would be the Rocky series, the Star Wars anthology and my most favorite of all, "HULK!" Debate if you want, but theres no denying the efx on that film was absolutely breath-taking. And people wanted a man in a suit. Thats for the fairies who like to have capes!

Television:

What ever isn't about celebrity marriages, break ups and scandals! But I do like the stuff of celebs getting hurt and fighting!Update: The Venture Bros. is a hilarious, action packed cartoon on Cartoon Network. I love it. Its got violence, comedy, and nudity. How can you go wrong with that trio?!

Books:

Comic Books rule! Especially Hulk! He's on his own planet now, its really good. June 13th..it begins. Come and join me on the rampage!

Heroes:

Okay, I gotta be cliche.. on this one. Jesus, my Pappy and my Mummy. Alright now for unique ones. Dimebag, Vernon Reid, Evander Holyfield, Walter Payton, The Rock, Goldberg, Lou Ferrigno,Sylvester Stallone, and lastly, my wife and kids.(awwwwww, how corny and disgusting! But its true)

My Blog

Missing a certain someone

I am writing this entry full of Sam Adams Summer Ale and full of terrible anguish. May 1st is my Daddy's B-day and even though he's been passed for almost 2 years, the pain still resides as deeply as ...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

Stupid People Case Files special report

This is a Stupid People Case Files special edition. This report comes courtesy of miss ~-changa-~.Miss changa reports..."I was handling a return for this lady who was bringing back a rug. After I proc...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:57:00 PST

Stupid people case file. 5

Ok, so once again I'm at work and at the Exit door when this "cute" little ol' lady rides up to me in our electric carts and asks me "where do you want me to put this?" I told her "put it the same pla...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST

Whats your Point...Dumb-ass!!

If anybody out there that reads this can help me...I always seem to get these scenarios at work, ( what, another work related incident? ) and its driving me up the wall. There are times when I'm at th...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

Stop!! Please just Stop!!

It can't be just me...it really can't! I cannot be the only person on this island..in this country..on this planet, that is totally exasperated of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or the talentless whor...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

Just fartin around..

Quickly my heart skips a beat, deaf are the voices of others around meMy pulse races like a wild stallion freely across a grassy meadowThe fluttering of butterflies dance anxiously within my bellyI ha...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

Funny like her Father

My wife, my 3 girls and I were watching T.V. 2 nights ago... I'm not too sure what the program was but there was a home video of a small boy sitting down at a park with a squirrel coming up to him. Ev...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

Perverted Minds

I have been toying with fact that our language seems to be evolving into a gutter-filled melting pot! There are just way too many words and phrases that have double meanings. Some words are just total...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST

You are a Gross Mother F...!!

I was watching Discovery Channel today in the midst of doing, uhhh, 200 push ups ( ahhhem ) and they were doing a story about parasites and viruses and such and how they usually come about. One of the...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:30:00 PST

"Stupid People" case file .4

Once again the setting is at work, ( there's a trend here ) and the guilty party, which I will refer to as Stupid,  is a caucasian female... approximately 40, with 4 small kids accompanying ...
Posted by Da Macho Pocho!! on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:22:00 PST