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Herr Bones

Hell is the sound of razors going through flesh. I'm just here to turn up the volume...

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My Interests

Pointy Guitars, Amps, Tubes, Strings, Effects, GOBS AND GOBS OF DISTORTION...anything involving tone and sheer volume!!! Vampires, Werebeasts, Ghouls and all things gory!!! and SMOKING HOT WOMEN!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Guitar Techs who truly enjoy what they do! Everyone I know gets tired of listening to me yak and yak forever about amps and strings and even batteries!!! On the same hand, they wouldn't switch picks without checking with me though lolol...I know there are more of you out there that give a rat's ass about the sounds pumping out of the amps you presumably represent so step up and be heard!!!We are appreciated despite our background presence!!! We aren't just there to give away picks and be laughed at whenever that damned 008 string penetrates our fingers up to our wrists!!!Hails and Salutations to those of us behind the scenes yanking countless strings and cursing at Floyds whenever we have to change them...WE ROCK!!!

Music:

DEATH METAL, THRASH METAL, BLACK METAL, SPEED METAL, GRINDCORE, DEATHGRIND, HAIR METAL, HARDCORE and WHATEVER THEY"RE CALLING IT THIS YEAR...AS LONG AS IT'S HEAVY AND MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW BRICKS AT COP CARS!

Movies:

American Hardcore, Bloodfeast, Doctor Butcher,I Spit on Your Grave, Dagon, The Audition, Eraserhead, Liquid Sky, Sin City, Freaks, Willard (both of them), Brazil, Clockwork Orange, Hammer Films, Early Universal Monster flicks, Decline of Western Civilization (both of them), Sonny Chiba anything, 007 flicks, Joe's Apartment,V for Vendetta, Shaolin Soccer, SPINAL TAP!!!!!!!

Television:

Angry Beavers, The Young Ones, The Tick, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Groovy Ghoulies, Get Smart, The Twilight Zone, Family Guy, Futurama, I Dream of Jeannie (Major Nelson was such a dumbass!!)

Books:

anything by Robert E. Howard, Stephen King, Dante Alighieri, Ray Bradbury, H.P. Lovecraft, Ambrose Bierce, Edgar Allan Poe and so many others that curdle and chill the blood and stir your darkest fears into reality...

Heroes:

Nigel Tufnel, Yukon Cornelius, Commander McBragg, Jame Bond, Sonny Corleone, John Gotti, Luca Brasi, Owl Jolson, Conan the Barbarian, Hugh Hefner, Corpsegrinder, Vinnie Stigma, Angus Young, Jay Adams, Natas Kaupas, Lance Mountain, Mike Muir, Max Schreck,Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi and a shitload of dead people...

My Blog

What Guitars do You Use???

Jackson Kelly neckthru EMG Pickups Floyd Rose BC Rich Beast NJ EMG's to come (send cash!!) Floyd Rose Speedloader Mid 80's Ibanez Destroyer (Star Body) Floyd Rose II The HotRod Noname Les Paul Copy EM...
Posted by Herr Bones on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST