"if you feel like dancing dance with me"

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
My name is Kristopher Robin..... and i am a pervert......HOLA!
when kiki says friends i scream, BEST FRIENDS MEANS FRIENDS FOR EVER!......see kiki dee i love u long time! lol
my favourite past time is drinking on a monday night with a group of the loons let out from the aslyum for the night!
I can drink my body weight times 7 , in alkihol and still be standing at end of nite......and for those of u who are haters, hate the fact i never get hang overs! ha!
*i hate my arms
*i hate my legs
*i hate when PEEPS ADD ME BUT DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!!!
*i love when my hair looks good
*i love my MOTHER
*I adore my sister
*i love my cd collection
*my mp3 player is my life line
*i can fit into childrens clothes aged 10-12 lol well the t-shirts anyway lol
*im a brand new whore(jesse lacey damn boi)
*hate my inablity to be myself around attractive peeps!
*i adore when my hands(yes im a werido) look good in my sleves
*i weeped the day my jumper lost its shape
*i celibrated the day i found my lost brand new rare cd!
*I ABUSE TEDDY BEARS AND I LIKE IT!!!!!
*i love the cold as i can wear my scarves!!!!
*i dont get why EMO is such a big thing its meaningless!
*indie isnt what it was once!
PETE DOTHERTY can kiss my hairy arse!!!!!
I'm anything but average,
im shy, reserved and find it hard not to communicate my feelings with the one person i love!
Im a huge mummies boi and love nothing more than to crull up at nite in a ball and listen to my mp3 player!
I may seem dim to look at but under this exterior lies deep within,
deeply complex and comflicting person,
i want to believe im romantic to a point, but i also like the fact my "special" friends find it easy to talk to me!
i can bitch and be horrid, so dont think this sweet blonde boi wont rip u!
theres more to life then fitting into the IT crowd!
ur not cool because u have black hair with red/blonde highlites/chunks...........badly dyed crap!
ur mother still doesn't love u, even tho u do sit in ur room all day typing away on myspace!
Scene ............... psh please!
If you have to wanan prove ur cool,
then ur obviuosly never gonna be!
Bullies are queers, and not the good type! hiding your own insecurities by beating on someone else makes u a coward and a fucked up faggot!
people arent looking at you because your cool, their looking at you with pitty, you fucked up loser!

My Interests

Dancing like a gogo dancer in middle of walsall, stealing light bulbs and singing carols (badly) with KIKI DEE and SUGARPEZ!
Watching Trash horror with my sister,
Nibbling my niece(baby!)
Taking care of my mother!
shopping for lil things with no significance and then finding something in kiddies size and buying bluck!(its the sensabile thing to do!)
drinking my weight in carlsberg!
Wharf Nights and what starts out as a quiet drink but turns into me embarrassing myself!
Talking to kiki dee on the telephone!
drinking, spending time with and having a laugh at others expence with my sister!
Talking to my main man Joesph!
Playing retro games with my bro and sis,
Taking the piss outta my dad(motto jah!)
Washing and styling my hair(really takes me 10 mins from start to finish NO JOKE!)
Trying to find that one item of clothing in my wardrobe that i know i have yet still cant find!
Picking my nose when i know everyone can see me!
Making stupid noises without realising it,
Making sure my mom is happy and smiling!
You know the typical stuff gays my age do!

I'd like to meet:

You fucking wished you knew these people!

Fucking love bridget from the GIRLS OF THE PLAYBOY MANSION! blates my favourite!
Id like to meet a band that isnt up their own arses, i find people who think Bands such as Panic!, Lost Prophets, Artic Monkeys, etc.... cool are tiresome and unorginal!
Id like to meet a rugby player that doesnt have a neck thicker then his head..actually id just like to meet a nice looking handsome fellow who plays rugby! lol
Id like to meet Jodie Marsh so i could give her make up tip(to all girls, lip liner is there for a reason, using extra lippie over ur bruke up lips aint attractive! And velor isnt ur best friend!).
id like to meet stacey syrup when shes not pissed, im sure ur afro can walk you home!
id like to meet kiki dee down a gay bar in bham but am afraid id get the bums rush from some manchurian named brian or keith!

Music:

2 Many Dj's,
36 Crazy Fists,
ABBA(for the dancing queens!),
Air Traffic,
All That Remains,
Alicia Moore/ PINK!,
An Angle,
Angels and Airwaves,
Aqua Lung,
Arcade Fire,
Arctic Monkeys,
Art In Manila,
Athlete,
Baby Face,
Beth In Battle Mode,
Berlin,
Big Pun,
Billy Talent,
Bishop Allen,
Blood Red Shoes,
Blondie,
Blur,
Bonnie Tyler,
Box Car Racer,
Boxer Rebellion,
Brand New,
Britney,
Cat Stevens,
Carrie Underworld,
Cherry Ghost,
Cyndi Lauper,
Dead Disco,
Dead Or Alive,
Deer Hunter,
Deluka,
DIVINE(R.I.P),
Dizzie Rascal,
DJ Cammy,
DJ Sunderland,
DMX,
Dub Pistols,
Earimart,
ELCTRO SLEEZE(repping KIKI LYONS and BISSY!),
Fail and Fall,
Fat Joe,
Felix Da Housecat,
Fischerspooner,
Fooling April,
Gallows,
Get Him,Eat Him!
Gomez,
Good Books,
GIGI D'GOSTINO,
Grand National,
Hadouken,
Hard-Fi,
HOPEWELL,
Jamie Foxx,
Jimmy Eat World,
Johny Cash,
Kate Nash,
Kill The Lights,
Ladytron,
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM,
Le Tigra,
MAPS,
Meg and Dia,
Micheal Jackson,
Modest Mouse,
Morcheeba,
MUSE,
MUTYA,
Mapoleon IIIRD,
NEW PONY CLUB,
Neyon,
Neutral Milk Hotel,
OH NO! OH MY!
Okkervil River,
OUTSPOKEN,
Ozmosis
Pitt Bull,
Planet Funk,
Proof,
Pull Tiger Tail,
P.Diddy,
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age,
R.E.M,
Rise Against,
Robots In Disguise,
Robyn,
Rolling Stones,
Saosin,
Scouting For Girls,
Seymore Saves The World,
Shadows Fall,
Shiny Toy Guns,
SHIRLEY BASSEY,
Shout Out Loud,
Soon To Be September,
Soulwax,
Space Cowboy,
Spoon,
St. Vincent,
Stars,
Stero Total,
Straylight Rub,
Sufjan Stevens,
Sugababes,
Taken By Trees,
Taking Back Sunday,
The Assistants,
The Beautiful Mistake,
The Chemical Brothers,
The Cliks,
The Concertes,
The Early Novemeber,
The Fray,
The Go! Team,
The Hooisers,
The Hours,
The Hussys,
The Icicles,
The Klaxons,
The Killers,
The LadyBug Transistors,
The Jam,
The Long Blondes,
The Masons,
The New Pornographers,
The New Young Pony Club,
The Pigeon Detectives,
The Pipettes,
The Rentals,
The Sunshine Underground,
The TigerPicks,
The Twang,
The Wooden Skys,
The Who,
They Might Be Giants,
Thruston Moore,
Tiny Dancers,
Ultra Beat,
Will Young,
Willy Mason,
YOU SAY PARTY! WE SAY DIE!
Ying Yang Twins,
Zao, i like tons of stuff and my tastes are growing daily! these are only a FEW of the bands and artists i can be arsed with typing in!

Movies:

The Goonies,
Rocky horror picture show,
Girl Interupted,
Romey and michelle's high school reuinion,
Brave New Girl,
Mike Leigh's collection in perticular Career Girls, and Naked!
Flash dance(pure booty tastic!!)
And most american horror movies(u know the ones, packed with inuendos, cheese, cheerleaders turned whores turned actresses, being chopped into sushi!!!!!)Ilove BANG BANG YOUR DEAD, if u aint seen it yet, then watchit mofo's!

Television:

Dead like me,
Prison Break,
Little Angles,
Girls of the PlayBoy Mansion.

Books:

Dan Brown,
The KID,
Random books i find in oxfam and charity shops!

Heroes:

Mother Dearest!
mother fucking G girl!
And now repping RYAAAAN!

The Group! (MINUS JENIPEZ......)

ONE LOVE!
.....Shes so fabulous the girl gets a part especially for her self!

Charlie's AirHeads

WE REALLY ARE TWINS TRUST!

Needs no introduction! img width="0" height="0" src="http://love.gif" y= ..

My Blog

Wharf Piss Up

rite peeps, went to wharf bar with my good mate cat and kiki along with my sister lucie, had 12 shots in a pint glass to get started followed by guniess, vokda and coke, baccardi and coke, and two spl...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

Fun Day Out...[with pics]

Big Gay Day Out. It started with Shane in the bull ring pondering the ever frustrating question...... where are those Dohnuts? He was so frustrated he snipered a picture of unexpecting ... Lu...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 06:25:00 PST

Wah a to do

Damn has it been this long since my last post! wow lol, oh well thought id update it, for why i have no idea but something to do whilst tehbois watch footie and i just sit here witha numb arse a...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yet another thrusday morning spent in the libary!

well well well, if it isnt teh libary scene again! with its smell of books, dust and people hushing other people up! im not feeling to hot and have a raging cold that is killing me! ive snizzed more t...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

morning

im coming down with something! i have a nasty sore rawness in my throat, stuuffed up runny nose! with a head ach coming on and i have eng lit next! argh no money no fags and im snizzing!...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no lessons!

NO lessons again whats teh shcool coming to! no lessons no asians to cheek! no nothing excpet sitting on my arse doing fuck all! so whos gonna stop me from messaging peeps? lol well well well insani...
Posted by "if you feel like dancing dance with me" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST