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.ambiguous.

if you dont stand for something; youll fall for anything

About Me


fucking myspace
shut up, sit the fuck down, and hold on tight.
because this is it.
RIP dec 1,1940 - dec 10,2005
First big ups to the green team ;
which consist of:
- Jeremy -
- Julian -
- Casey -
- Rhena -
- Carl -
- Cody -
- Moose -
- Megan -
- Billy -
- and Myself -
i have the worst luck w/ cellphones
in conclusion im almost always unreachable.
giraffes are rad
do you honestly care?
cuz i fucking dont, on what you think.
my friends know who i am.
and thats all that matters.
I am not into myself, nor do i think im the shit. you are probably cooler and better looking then me, but i dont care if we were all the same life would be boring and dull. Imperfections are what make us human. so if you dont like me i wont care; why make a strife when you have literally millions of other faces and personalities in the world you can like, dont waste your time hating, go discover the ones you will like & love.
id rather be hated for who i am. then loved for who im not
My Heart Torn Between Two Places
damn i wish i could teleport. that would be my super power.
also you should know as a side note that everything on this profile is FAKE. in reality i am a 45yr old man w/ a five o'clock shadow, beer belly, and have ketchup stains on my wife beater. dont be alarmed i am only a serial killer at night.

My Interests



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i am a girl who......
owns a name just like you
its spelt C.H.E.Y.E. spell it the fuck right
is polish, czechoslovakian, austrian, and luthanian
reps 707 not 907
hates onions
Ray Ban aviators will be worn on my face
hates immature young acting girls
is obsessed w/ brushing my teeth
enjoys singing to people standing on the street at red lights
hates it when people miraculously get toothpast splatter on the mirror
"life's full of shit you just gotta learn to flush it"
in love w/ the beach
you can probably consume more food then me
has shaggy bangs
loves italian and french men
my favorite time is 12:34
will be the 1st to OD w/ tropical punch kool aid
i hate myspace whores...
do not add me if you are one
wants to copyright the color brown
bites my nails
have broken my nose twice
is a walking living broken jukebox
aint no hussie
thinks it would be funny to watch a cow fall down a hill
my lip is pierced
i believe burts beeswax is the best chapstick
claims as my home
dances in the kitchen
tall skinny boys are my weakness
i steal spoons from restaurants
has many scars
(or "drunken battle wounds" as id like to call them)
could sing the cops song before i could say sentences
the mattress ranch guy reminds me of a child molester
i love fat kids that sell cookies
nonstop pops my knuckles
"the course we started on does not nessecarily plot who we end up being" said a talented man to me once
i smoke
my friends are my family
uncapable of shaking my white ass
absolutely hate feet
dont believe in myself
but i do believe in you
always carry a handy sharpie
prefer the old blues clue guy rather then the newer one
i go with the wind
but my life is a tornado
just might snore
&
sometimes drool in my sleep
dont regret anything
but am sorry to some

one of my most favorite people in the universe
"Ms.J-Costa" my lady in red

I'd like to meet:



your grandmother for some tea
camille under a streetlight again
the man behind the voice

Music:

first and for most: MAC DRE r.i.p.

underground hip hop, west coast rap, european hiphop/rap. and various other music that my ears enjoy experiencing.

2007 is for La Goutte!
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oh and dont forget:

Movies:

christopher Walken's role in Mouse Hunt ♥
Layer Cake , Crank, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Matchstick Men, Clockwork Orange, Napoleon Dynamite, Saw/Saw 2, American Beauty, The Truman Show, Super Troopers, Girl Interrupted, Snatch, Green Street Hooligans,the motha fuckin purple show , Toxic Avenger, Sin City, The Boondock Saints, Finding Neverland, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Friday, Fight Club, Requium For a Dream, City of God, The Green Mile, Mr. Nanny, Gone in 60 seconds, Ray, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Alice in Wonderland, The Wall, The Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, The Family Guy Movie, Ice Age, Prozac Nation, Go, Gothika, Lord of War, Cry Baby and any other damn good movies that I have forgotten to put in here.

Television:

food network, discovery channel, history channel, and local news.

rocko's modern life

Books:

to kill a mockingbird, choke, smashed, rum diary, fight club, invisible monsters, yellow raft in blue water, this boys life, perks of being a wallflower, crank, speak,

ive read ALOT of fucking good books and cant remember all their names.

Heroes:

barbera davidson

& also the two best older brothers i couldve hoped for. RIP eric, i miss you more then ever; Matty, where's the frosty and french fries at? ♥

my future son

people who prefer blunts

My Blog

green team express

Cheye: "no doubt. airplanes suck." Cody: "yeah" Cody: "i hate being in a confined area for that long... and not being able to smoke the green while i am stuck in there is not a good thing" Cheye: "and...
Posted by ambiguous on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

CLICK AND EXPERIENCE, seattle's finest

shut the fuck up! and listen to this, seattle's finest. click one:typeclick two:illegitimate childrenclick three:grievesenjoy that shit assholes....
Posted by ambiguous on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:14:00 PST

♥ La Goutte ♥

attention! obviously you are reading this because you have nothing better to do. sooo intstead why not get exposed to new music, such as the great band La Goutte? you have nothing to lose, and only go...
Posted by ambiguous on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

MSN messenger

if any of you have msn add me: [email protected]
Posted by ambiguous on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST

wonderment

i once was walking at Howarth Parth.. and saw this old man sitting on a bench next to the lake feeding the ducks.. it made me sad yet.. he looked happy and content... and it made me wonder... when I a...
Posted by ambiguous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST