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Queen of Crunk

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About Me

In Mexico, they call me "muñeca". I'm on a path of discovery. Every day is an opportunity for something beautiful...and I want to make the most of it. Life is too short. There's just not enough time to do all the things I want to do or learn all I want to know. Laughter is the best thing ever. Laughing until your eyes water and your stomach hurts. I love my family, I love my friends. I love Xanex. I love the comedy station on XM radio. I prefer to see the comical side of life and nothing amuses me more than someone who has very DRY humor. I like being around people who are different, creative, just about anything outside of "normal". I tend to be pretty impulsive. Which has worked out for me, because some impulse decisions turned out to be the coolest things that have happened. Of course, I've been bitten in the ass too. All you can do is laugh, shake the load off, and move on...--------------------------------Layout made by ----------------------------------------------------

My Interests

I've been accused of having ADD, but I think I'm just trying to see everything with new eyes. Everything is new, everything is exciting, life is full of so many options...I am interested in whatever can hold my attention. I'm interested in laughin' til my head comes off, art, music, things that shock me, anything new, puttin' some stank on it. My daughter is the funniest thing on the planet. I think laughter is about the best thing there is. I love clothes. I'm a secret shoe whore.------------------------------------------------------ -

I'd like to meet:

The Dali Lama, Bob Marley, BRAD NOWELL, Dave Matthews, I'd like to meet different comedians that trip me out. I'd like to hang out with Dave Chapelle once. I'd like to meet Katt Williams. I've met so many different types of people in my time and had so much fun I halfway wish I could meet everybody once.
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Music:


Bah - SUBLIME (always and forever the number one), Pink Floyd, John Legend, Nine Inch Nails (I still think Trent Reznor is a god), Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Stevie Wonder, The Toadies, RHCP, Tricky, Portishead, Tool, Slightly Stoopid, Al Green, Ludacris, KRS ONE, The Cure, Bob Marley, Barrington Levy, Radiohead, STP, Nina Simone, The Descendents, PJ Harvey, Jimmy Eat World, D'Angelo, Live, Prince, Missy Elliott, Beastie Boys, Outkast, Jane's Addiction, Usher, Roni Size, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West...and I'll add more as I think of it.

Movies:

Virgin Suicides, Sin City, Boogie Nights, What Dreams May Come, 40 year old Virgin, I generally love most movies.

Television:

I have a new obsession with "Wild 'N Out", and of course The Family Guy.

Books:

The trauma of college is beginning to leave me, so I'm beginning to regain my interest in books again. Books I've read that I really liked are anything in the dark romantics, Whitman, and Dean Koontz (quite a diverse literary palate I know)

Heroes:

Karen Walker. Love. Her. "No. It's all a lie. I'm not who you think I am. I'm not good or real. I'm evil and imaginary."

My Blog

The best Dave Matthews song ever...

You cannot quit me so quicklyThere's no hope in you for meNo corner you could squeeze meBut I got all the time for you, loveThe Space BetweenThe tears we cryIs the laughter keeps us coming back f...
Posted by Queen of Crunk on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

Karma

First, action really is happening -- it is not an illusion. Second, you really are responsible for your actions. There is no outside force like the stars or some good or evil being acting through you...
Posted by Queen of Crunk on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

Another one of life's greats...

is dancing with your kid in the rain.  Splash in puddles.  Run from one end of the yard to the other.  Do cartwheels.  Make up a silly walk and then do it together.  Cause hal...
Posted by Queen of Crunk on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST

The best thing EVER...

It's that feeling you get that starts in the middle of your chest, and then bubbles out in the form of a heart felt LAUGH.  The best is when you have laughed so hard your eyes water and your stom...
Posted by Queen of Crunk on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST