I like skateboarding, listening to, playing and writing music, smoking weed, and hanging out with my friends and family. But beware! I think a lot, therefore I am considered to be a dangerous person. Some day I might change the whole world as we know it... Or at least my own, cause the world won't change me.
What is your opinion of religion?
Do you believe in a God?: NOT AS EVERYONE ELSE ENVISIONS "IT"
Do you believe Jesus Christ is the son of God?: YES, AND IN MY COUNTRY, HAMBURGERS EAT PEOPLE
Do you believe Jesus died on the cross to save the world from sin?: IF HE DID, HE FUCKED UP... LOOK AROUND
Do you believe that no one can get to heaven unless they accept Christ?: HELL IS HEAVEN FOR SOME PEOPLE... EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT AND HAS DIFFERENT VALUES AND MORALS
Do you believe the antichrist is alive today?: THE HUMAN RACE ITSELF FITS THAT DESCRIPTION IN MY OPINION
Do you believe a rapture of Christians will happen in your lifetime?: COULDN'T CARE LESS
Do you believe the 1948 revival of Israel was the fulfillment of prophecy?: PROPHECY? YOU MEAN THE FULFILLMENT OF THE WALLET??? YES INDEED
Do you think New Agers are preparing for an assault on Christians?: THEY SHOULD BE... THE WORLD IS ALREADY FIGHTING BACK
Do you think the antichrist will arise from the European Union?: NO
Do you think Prince William is a major candidate to be antichrist?: NAH, HE'S A USELESS PUPPET... I MEAN AN HONORABLE FUTURE KING... HAHAHAHA
Do you think the VeriChip is the mark of the beast?: NO, I THINK A FUNCTIONING BRAIN IS MORE OF A THREAT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
Do you think a future pope will be the false prophet?: I THINK A FALSE POPE WILL BE A FUTURE PROFIT ALRIGHT...
Do you believe in a literal hell of fire and eternal torture?: SOME PEOPLE DIG THAT SHIT... IT'S A STRANGE, STRANGE WORLD OUT THERE FOLKS...
Do you believe God is omnipotent?: I BELIEVE GOD IS ONE BROKE MUTHAFUCKA... HE ALWAYS NEEDS MY MONEY, BUT COULDN'T HE JUST "CREATE" MORE?
Is creationism more plausible than the Big Bang Theory?: WHAT IF WE'RE ALL RIGHT AT THE SAME TIME? OR WRONG FOR THAT MATTER?
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