Kaos

Hi! My name's Kaos. I'm really only 9 years old, but for a cat I'm about middle aged. I live at the House Of Rock in Charlottetown, with my friends Jamie John and soon Jenna, also my best friend and life companion, Kenny. I also have to share my living space with a dog named Gamhora and another cat named Hobbs. They get on my nerves often, so I stick to hanging out with the humans... Those silly animals just don't realize I'm not up for playing... Just killing. I really can't stand other animals. Humans are so much more relaxed. I'm slightly schizophrenic or bi-polar or something... Sometimes I'm nice, sometimes I'm mean... Depends on if Gamhora and Hobbs are around or not. I have a condition called "Petting Rage". Meaning, I love getting pet so much that if you pet me too long, I'll freak out and uncontrolably try to eat and or rip apart your arm. This is why I like to stay away from drugs... Except fresh Catnip... That stuff's wicked! My favorite thing to do, and I think my main purpose in life, is eating. I love food. And getting pet while I eat is "Bliss" for me... I know, I'm weird, but I'll never attack you when I'm eating, so it's your best opportunity... Please try it!