ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHKKKKK MY NAME IS THE DANGER RANGER AND I EAT MANY SHITS
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Danger Ranger 5000
Birthday: Yes
Birthplace: NEW JoYZee
Current Location: Miami
Eye Color: GREEN
Hair Color: broooooown
Height: Tall 5000
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes. I still have both.
Your Heritage: Sexy
The Shoes You Wore Today: BLACK
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: NOTHING NIGGA!
Your Perfect Pizza: Japanese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Soccer Goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who are you? Stop messaging me.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Piss boner
Your Best Physical Feature: I still have all of my toes
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory: That doesn't make sense
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Are we naked?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is for pussies
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Only while being sodomized
Do you Shower Daily: weekly
Have you Been in Love: with you
Do you want to go to College: hahahahaha no.
Do you want to get Married: not particularly
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a carbon based lifeform made mostly of meat and brown stuff.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Naked
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i play with my balls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: about twelve
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: about twefive
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've been on a stage before
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'm usually naked, so i don't think that counts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been called a Tease: Only by request
Ever been Beaten up: Only by request
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not that strong. DERRRP
How do you want to Die: Anal seepage
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A cat
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
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