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Holmes

About Me


I'm Holmes
I'm that swaggering, curly-headed asshole you've seen around
I have a couple jobs, more bands than fingers, more stories than you'd believe and no ambition, but I will be skitterin' off to LCCC come springtime
All I really want is to be chased by an angry mob
I am a terrible influence
IM: n0sliw pilf

My Interests

music, reading, writing, walking when it's not twenty below zero, lifting, green tea, coffee

I'd like to meet:

everybody at least once

Music:

anything with some funk to it

Movies:

cheesy zombie movies were cool even before they became scene

Television:

yo fuck that

Books:

i like them

Heroes:



Tyler Durden

Henry Rollins

Dr. Gonzo and Raoul Duke

My Blog

Whore trains, youtube, deviantart, and other displays of rampant douchebaggery

We need to talk, The Internet. Now, I understand you've come a long way since your inception. Initially, you weren't anything but a high-tech vessel whose sole purpose was the upkeep of sad, text-base...
Posted by Holmes on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

Mandals

now listen everybody cuz this one is important to not only your ability to not look like a big ol' sack a douche, but also the well-being of your immortal soul i have seen a lot of things in my day. i...
Posted by Holmes on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:49:00 PST

the best story ever told

I was under a bridge. I should have been at my little sister's piano recital, but after hours of careful consideration, I came to the conclusion that FUCK THAT. I was surrounded by burly, angry Hispan...
Posted by Holmes on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST