PEOPLE VISITING MY PAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME READ HERE |
I do not keep pictures of my face or body easily available because there are people in this world that do not understand what I do, how I do, and where my passions lie. Should certain people fin... Posted by Pyro on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST |
A Man being a Man |
Her: "You hungry?"Him: "I could grab a bite to eat. Who's buying?"Her: "Well, you are getting divorced, and you do have four kids. So I guess that means... you are."Him: "That's what I tho... Posted by Pyro on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST |
Nocturnal Wonderland 2006 |
Man, last weekend was so crazy, such insanity. There was so much happening, I think I've forgotten more than all the cool things I remember, so here is a sampling:Driving up around 10, I see fir... Posted by Pyro on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Politeness = Hot. Rudeness = Turn Off |
So, as many of you, my closest, closet, and digital-only friends may or may not know, I am turned on by women who are geuinely nice and polite. There is nothing sexier than a girl who says pleas... Posted by Pyro on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST |
How to be a Pickup Artist - Lesson 1: No Female Friends |
From "How to be a Pickup Artist: A Practical Guide"Beethoven: "Can't we be friends first?"Juggler: "Generally no. Interactions with women developmomentum. The longer you have a platonic vibe, the hard... Posted by Pyro on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:16:00 PST |
The 10 Rules of Fire Safety for Performers |
10. When fueling your poi, don't fuel your hands and feet.9. And for that matter, don't be fueling your hair.8. Light your fire from underneath, not on top.7. Absolutely, positively no Doors songs are... Posted by Pyro on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST |
LOST |
wow. best. freaking. show. ever. Posted by Pyro on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:08:00 PST |
Use Internet Explorer. Suck It Up. Do It. Use it, Just for my page |
"So keep that white dress at home on your wedding day, ladies... it's meaningless." - Our Lord and Saviour Foamy Posted by Pyro on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:05:00 PST |
I can't get... enough sleep? |
hypersomnia (hpr-smn-)n. A condition in which one sleeps for an excessively long time but is normal in the waking intervals.... Posted by Pyro on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST |