Mustaches. Conquering the Universe. Volcanos. Self Help Books. Meteorology. Oh, I enjoy gardening as well. Enslaving humanity, obviously. Taking advantage of the unfortunate with a massive religion based on lies. Knitting.
Ron L Hubbert. He created my whole religion and he barely returns my calls! Where were you last week at Brunswick huh Ron? I was there at 8pm like you said! I even rented shoes!Katie Holmes! Tom, c'mon! Ive heard so much about her, but I dont get to meet her? Shes such a doll though, im sure!Meeting Justin Timberlake would just be fabulous! J Timbo, we have a big spot open for you and you're little N'Sync friends here in Scientology! It will only cost you millions of dollars, and then you're dignity to join! (See Tom Cruise)You know who else would be great to meet? Mike Ditka! That mustache just makes Xenu's day!However, Xenu does NOT want to meet Tom Sellick or Burt Renelds.
OMG I cant get enough of The Killers! I just cant! Brandon Flowers you are welcome in Scientology every day. I wont even make you pay. Just bring your voice and that incredibly fantastic name, and we will be set!
I love The Notebook. How to Loose a Guy in 10 days. Schindler's List. Batman Begins. You've Got Mail. Braveheart. Batman Returns. American History X. Serenity.I really, really dont like Battlefield Earth. People assume I do because of Ron and Johnny! John, I love you babe, but the movie blew!
Ugh, Xenu has boycotted TV until they bring back the Weakest Link! I can't tell you how many laughs I got quoting that at parties! Remember that one time, Tom? Travolta loved it!
Death Quest (Mission Earth Series) , Villainy Victorious (Mission Earth Series) , infact the whole Mission Earth Series. Ron Hubbard is a genius! Anything from RL Stien. The Divinci Code. He's Just Not That Into You.
Hogan's. LOL! OMG! ROFL!