Be a jerk, go to work! |
All work and no play make Charles a dull boy. All work and no play make Charles a dull boy. All work and no play make Charles a dull boy. All work and no play make Charle...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:58:00 GMT |
I'm so sick of routine! So I thought I'd write a blog. |
A vigorous young fellow named bert
was attracted to every new skirt.
Oh, it wasn't there minds
but thier rounded behinds
that excited this lovable flirt.
There was a seedy ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:34:00 GMT |
Italy thus far. |
After a shitty flight on Alitalia airlines(my head phones and light crapped out less than half way through the flight) we arrived in Rome. Rome is crazy. There are crowds and gypsies everywhere.&...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 14:59:00 GMT |
What kind of zombie am I? |
What kind of Zombie are...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:31:00 GMT |
Quick blog before I crash |
There was an old man of New Dehli, he awoke with a pain in his belly, and to cure it 'tis said, he shit in is bed, now his sheets are uncommonly smelly.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 21:46:00 GMT |
More Blogs! |
I wooed a hot nude in bremuda, I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude- I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Ne...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:36:00 GMT |
First Blog |
I'm not exactly sure what a blog is, I assume it's either old navy lingo for fermented whale fat, or an Irish term for an exceptionally dirty Limerick. Since a blubbery rum has little impo...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
