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Tena

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

About Me


What I love to do...I'm a baseball fan, I love going to games. I love to drive! Driving gives me inspiration, the opportunity to clear my head and find perspective on things. I get my best ideas, thoughts and insights when driving. I can't tell you how many inventions I come up with, how many problems I've solved. If only I could record my thoughts. But when I try I lose track and they never seem as clear when they come out my mouth.
I love being at home, it's comfortable and cozy, and mine. I don't really go out to clubs or bars. I like more intimate settings rather than parties or crowded places. I'd rather go to a nice dinner and a walk or a movie than to a party.
I can be a pretty quiet person, until you get to know me, then good luck shutting me up. I tend to say the things without thinking, there have been times when I've used my powers for evil, but it's not been intentional. When you don't filter from the brain to the mouth it can get you into trouble. I can be very goofy, I love to play practical jokes and giggle like a school girl, or just act like a total retard. If you're one of the politically correct people, you and I won't get along. I will say things to offend, if you're easily offended. It may be on accident, or it could be on purpose, either way, you can be sure it'll happen. So it's best you don't contact me.
Your Birthdate: March 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Interests

Some of my interests are painting, reading, games (mind, board, video, you name it, I'll play it), washing the cat, chatting with my sisters while driving.
I wonder why they call exercising 'working-out' I just don't understand that term and why people enjoy it. It does not sound fun to me, when we were kids it was called playing. I much prefer that term. I think gyms should get rid of all the free weights, aerobic classes, nautilus machines and put in trees for climbing, jungle gym for working those arms, see-saw for the legs, slide. Those who want to build muscles, just play a game of airplaine with each other, c'mon, lifting another human's got to be a better workout than lifing those iron weights, just think of the balance the other person would learn. Maybe have a good game of soccer, kickball, hide and seek. Just think of all the people who would come spend their spare time willingly and excitedly. Make it fun, make it interesting, rather than a bunch of really sweaty people who are only interacting with each other between grunts and songs on their iPods.
Give someone you care about a hug today, everyone needs to be touched, hugged and kissed by someone who cares for them.

I'd like to meet:

Untitled Document I'm not looking to become the most popular person on MySpace by collecting a bunch of strangers on my friends list. So if you'd like to be my friend, send me a message first. I will NOT accept friend requests unless we've communicated first, so don't be surprised if I deny your request.

I feel I should warn you though, if any of the following is in your message to me, you will not be on my Christmas List.

    Anything derogatory about the Red Sox. If you're a Yankee fan, great, but don't be a dink about it, I'll just sneer at your message and not respond. Please make sure you don't mention ANYTHING about wanting me to join a 3some with you and your best male friend, or your wife/girlfriend or pet. -You Sick Fucks. You poser 'gansta' wannabe's... really just go away... it's not attractive, funny or even slightly endearing to me, it's just plain ignorant! So I will not even consider responding to you if any of the following appear anywhere in your message to me... 'kicking it' with you, unless you are referring to my kicking your dumb ass. I don't appreciate being 'holla'd' at. no, I have no desire, whats-so-ever tot 'git' with you. learn to spell... some of the more irritating examples... it's what, NOT wut; some, NOT sum; Kool, ok that works if it's Kool Aid, but seriously, is there something wrong with COOL? I have no desire to fulfill your fantasies of an older woman. I would like to meet interesting people. Just because you're pretty it doesn't mean you're interesting. Don't be creepy and have something to say for petes sake! If I don't respond to you, chances are something about you creeped me out, so don't keep bugging me.

With that being said, I'd like to add, in the immortal words of 'Red Foreman'; "When I die, I would like to be buried face down, so that those people who don't like me, can KISS MY ASS."



Funny MySpace Photos


Although, I really wouldn't mind meeting this one!

Music:

Dave Matthews, Duran Duran, Remy Zero, Madonna, Prince, Meat Loaf, Steve Miller Band, Aerosmith, Tori Amos, Tom Petty, Elvis, Green Day, Beck, Lenny Kravitz, Rusted Root, Eminem, Maroon 5, No Doubt, Black Eyed Peas, Shaggy, Outkast, George Michael, Wham, Nirvana, Rolling Stones

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Bridget Jones Diary, Shrek, Pirates of the Carribean, Lord of The Rings, 50 First Dates, Drop Dead Fred, Finding Neverland, The Incredibles, Austin Powers, Spiderman, Caddyshack

Television:

Discovery Channel, History Channel, The National Geographic Channel, South Park, Sex And The City, Dave Chappell, SNL

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Gone With The Wind, The Stand, Harry Potter Series

Heroes:

My brother Steve. He's the most amazing person I've ever met. He's the most caring, unselfish, funniest and charming person I've ever come across. He's an incredible dad to his 3 amazing children. Even if he weren't my brother I'd be in awe of him, I just got lucky to be his little sister.

My Blog

My Art Progress

I created this web page so that those of you who care, or are curious, can view my progress in my art classes. I really do enjoy painting, it's challenging and rewarding. http://www.geocities.com/ten...
Posted by BootyInspector on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

Aaaaahhhhhh

So I step out onto my front porch, and hear some rusteling in the leaves. There's a couple of cats around here, so I didn't think too much of it, but as I take 2 more tenative steps out my front door,...
Posted by BootyInspector on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:04:00 PST

Rain, Rain...

GO THE FUCK AWAY!  22 days for the month of March is really quite enough. 
Posted by BootyInspector on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST

My new place. Is the tree on the roof extra?

I just moved into this cute little cabin. It's got this great charm, it's rustic, quiet, and quite cozy. It was well woth the thumb sprain to move in here. I really enjoy living here, it's got charact...
Posted by BootyInspector on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST

Happy Holidays!

I just wanted to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season. I hope it brings you all you desire.
Posted by BootyInspector on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:33:00 PST

Dating Strike Update

Well, it's over... That's all I have to say about that. Thank you, and good night. Tena
Posted by BootyInspector on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST

My Inbox Do's and Don'ts, Part I

What the hell is going on? It is beyond me why I'm getting so many messages from so many 'youngins'. Seriously, I am not the older woman who'll make all your fantasies come true! Well, unless your fan...
Posted by BootyInspector on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:04:00 PST

I'm on dating strike

After some pretty bad dates, I've decided to give it a rest. The guy who pissed himself, the guy that wouldn't let me get a word in with out his continual interruptions. It just made me realize, it's ...
Posted by BootyInspector on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST