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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls with my bare hands. I have written award-winning screenplays for the local puppet show and have written seven, yes seven, songs for elevator entertainment. I woo women with my sensuous and God-like guitar playing. I can pilot a bicycle with unflagging speed through parking lots and drive ways. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I can bake 10 minute brownies in 7 minutes. Once, while in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had taken over a small bakery. I currently read at a fifth grade level, but I have been told that with a lot of effort, I could beat Forrest Gump in a spellng bee. I don't believe in clowns. You shouldn't either. The world is a lot smaller than you think. Last week for instance, I bumped my leg into the same coffee table four times. Why is it everywhere I go? If you can't tell from the pictures I have a gorgeous fiance, who will be home in a month. Anyways, I hope this can give you an idea of who I am, what else are you supposed to write in these things?Myspace Layouts