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About Me

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do that thing.”

My Interests

Things that melt, binge drinking, waking up in random cities after partying like it was 1999.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, but not in a dark alley.

Music:

The killers, Rage, Soundgarden, Velvet Revolver, G'n f'n R, System of a Down, Cypress Hill, Old School Ice-T and Ice Cube

Movies:

Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Pulp Fiction, Caddyshack, Napoleon Dynamite, Boondock Saints.

Television:

Scrubs, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, the infomercial with the tiger and the mattress.

Books:

...I can't read or write...

Heroes:

Harsh Judd Nelson, Gus from the Madison Grille, The Tick, The Punisher (also harsh)