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Ashley.Lauren.

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About Me




home | aha! "Another day, another possibility" the new theme of my life. My name is Ashley. I'm 20 and i drive my little engine that could of a car, which i wish would self destruct! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Movies! And i love sports. My favorite teams are The Philadelphia Eagles, The Denver Nuggets (since A.I. made the move), and the Baltimore Orioles. I know sports, i'm not one of those girls who pretend. My brother is my best friend even though he is a jerk sometimes. *HUGS* Im probably the coolest girl you'll ever know. Syke. I'm pretty cool though. lol. It's Been REAL, REAL black! 14 Things about me14. I have a seriously intense fear of birds. 13. I must close all doors or drawers in a room before i can sleep in it.12. i hate having a cell phone.11. I DON'T DO CROWDS!10. I'm stubborn 9. I'm a sport lover!! all sports!8. Movies to me is like music to Prince... its that serious 7. I'm spontaneoous and random 6. I like to be alone a lot 5. I'm tough as far as feelings go but if u are lucky enuff to get let into my heart im as sensitive as a child 4. i believe cheese is the devil as well as Meaghan Goode. 3. I'm addicted to reality tv. sorry guilty pleasure 2. My brother is my best friend 1. i'm differish and i think i have OCD. Be patient with me.

My Interests




LEO - The One That Waits (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet!Great in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Wont ever leave you. If you leave them, They will always wait for you because they will always love you. Everything you ever wanted. Someone you should hold on to."Relationships dont work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they......wont they....and then they finally do and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. 9 out of 10 end because they weren't right for eachother to begin with and half the ones that get married get divourced anyway and I'm telling you right now through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and ya know....in some cultures a chicken. You can call me a sucker....I don't care......cuz I do believe in it. Bottom line, couples that are right for eachother wade through the same crap as everybody else, the big difference is they dont let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship everytime if it's right and they're real lucky....one of them will say something." -Scrubs

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My Favorite Things
Type of music?: sOuL
Band or Singer?: Musiq
TV Channel?: VH1
Radio Station?: I gues 92q
Place to be?: my bed
Thing to do?: sleep
Holiday?: 4th of July
Sport?: to play Soccer to watch Basketball
Place to shop?: dont have one
Clothing Brand?: dont have one
Scent?: clean laundry
Scent on a man?: after a shower and burberry
Restaurant?: paper moon diner
Fruit?: green apple
Vegetable?: peas
Ice Cream?: half baked or strawberry
Color?: green
Number?: 17
Quote?: "To get more out of life, give more of yourself"
Hero?: Oprah
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.:10 Sets Of 5 Glorious Questions!!! (take it or die):.
If You Were A Guy...
.:How Would You Cut Your Hair?:.: i would prob grow dreds if not close cut real clean
.:What Kind..'s Of Clothes Would You Wear?:.: i would prob rock the polo look... NOT the gay for christmas chris brown style
.:Would You Hit On Your Current Best Friend?:.: yes both of them lol "Come here gurl"
.:Would You Sleep Around? (remember you..'re a guy. you can get away w/it): HELL YEA!!!
.:What Would You Do That You Cannot Do As A Female?:.: Slap bitches wit my genitals
When You Are 30 Years Old...
.:What Kind Of Job Will You Have?:.: Freelance Photographer
.:Do You Plan On Having Any Babies?:.: yes... 3
.:What About A Husband?:.: You know it... taking early applications
.:Anyone In Mind?:.: Yes and he doesnt have any clue
.:Are You Looking Forward To That Point In Your Life?:.: I think it might be my best times
Who Is Hotter?
.:Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?:.: DEPP he is getting a little creepy though
.:George Clooney or Denzel Washington?:.: DENZELLLLLLLLLLLL
.:50 Cent or Eminem?:.: 50 ALL DAY
.:Ryan Seacrest or Simon Cowell?:.: Seacrest... i have a thing for Kiebler Elfs
.:Ryan Reynolds or Will Smith?:.: Reynolds... Will just doesnt do it for me
1st MySpace Friend You're Related To...(or close to it)
.:Is...?:.: Thomas
.:Exactly How Close Are You?:.: he is my brudah
.:Do They Look Like Any Celebrity?:.: LMAO! Lorenz Tate
.:What Do You Expect Of Them In The Future?:.: Sky's the Limit for him
.:If You Heard Someone's Out To Fight Them, What Would You Do?:.: KILL THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY LOVE... SYKE
1st CHICK MySpace Friend...(non-relative)
.:Why Are You And This Girl So Close?:.: Cuz that's my bitch... soul sister
.:What Do You Expect Of Her In The Future?:.: Infinite things... she's a blossoming flower
.:Would You Take A Bullet For Her?:.: yes i would catch a bullet in the face for her
.:Which Of You Two Has A Cooler Car?:.: well since mines is not imaginary... mines
.:Any Song Remind You Of Her?:.: any Stevie song
1st DUDE MySpace Friend...(non-relative)
.:Explain Your Relationship With Him...:.: Monteze
.:What's The Future Look Like Here?:.: FAME!
.:Is This Boy Attractive?:.: YES GURL
.:How Often Do You See Him?:.: never :(
.:What's That Thing You Love About Him?:.: His everything!
Which Would You Rather Do?
.:Make-Out With Michael Jackson or Beat Up Marylin Monroe?:.: both!
.:Sleep Out In The Cold or Sleep In A Sauna?:.: Cold... im not goin out like that
.:Automatically Become A Dr. Or A Lawyer?:.: Lawyer! i love winning.
.:Write A Best Selling Novel Or Sing A Hit Song?:.: Best selling novel. Music is great but novels can be life changing.
.:Rid The Earth Of The Common Cold Or Mosquito's?:.: Mosquitos... they spread AIDS
On A Scale From 1-10...
.:How's Your Current Relationship?:.: with jesus? great
.:How About Your Sex Life?:.: ...
.:How Nice Is Your Car?:.: is today is opposite day? if so my car is amazing!
.:What Do You Think Of Your Own Appearance?:.: i love it
.:How's The Relationship With Your Family?:.: well on paper its great
If You Could, Would You...
.:Audition For "American Idol?":.: prob not
.:Be Stranded Somewhere On "Survivor?":.: HELL YES MY DREAM! they kick me off im hiding all the knives, matches, and pots
.:Play On The "Moment Of Truth?" (on TV lie-detector test for $):.: u kno it. people know i lie.
.:Try Out For "America's Next Top Model?":.: sure, i would love to be hollywoodized
.:Remodel With Your Neighbors On "Trading Spaces?":.: na. id go on clean house though. that nicey nash is amazing!
So...
.:What Are The Middle Names Of Your Top 4 Friends?:.: H, Jacqueline, Gary, Michelle
.:What's That Thing You Are Best At?:.: helping people smile
.:Who Is The Hottest Male Celeb?:.: The Rock
.:Who Is The Hottest Female Celeb?:.: Jessica Biel
.:Honestly, Are You Happy?:.: sumtimes i feel i am
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Music:

Good music. If you don't know what that is then you must not be listening to it.

Movies:

My passion... Mi Amor. ..

Television:

I'm not changing this.OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!, Nip Tuck,The Wire, Law and Order (Original and SVU),Windfall,Grey's Anatomy, House, The Corner, Brotherhood, Criminal Minds, CSI (The Original), Without A Trace, Cold Case, OZ, Sex and the City, Friends, Scrubs, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars,The L word, Flavor of Love, Girlfriends, Sleeper Cell, Real World/Road Rules, Dead Like Me, and The Book of Daniel

Books:

Too many to name...

Heroes:

Carpe Diem. Any one who seizes the day.

My Blog

SO anyways i was just thinkin...

I've come to the realization that i am wierd. Now i always figured i was a lil offbeat, but wierd.... na not until recently. It's great sumtimes though because i feel like everyone i meet generally li...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

SOOO OVER DIS NIGGA SHIT!!!!

NIGGER I find it funny how the civil rights movement was to give black people the unalienable rights, which are outlined in the Constitution,that only white people had. Funny because the very fir...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

my dreams... i keep on having this dream

I keep on having these dreams that 3 men are chasing me, trying to kill me. They chase me the whole dream and i get away barely then when they finally catch me and are about to kill me... i wake up. s...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST

cause i dont job heres another blog

Conclusions This is called Conclusions. These are conclusions i have come to in my life. You know Kool-Aid is really good when's it like really cold. But sometimes i like it room temperature. People w...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST

WTF is a good person????

So my previous blog touched on how we as people lie and cheat... but im pretty sure im not the only one who someone has told (often with a somber or sarcastic tone) "Ashley i believe that you are a go...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:17:00 PST

to be dishonest or to deceive?

To lie is to cheat to cheat is to lie... or so most of us believe. But there is definently a reason why they are two different words... no no no they are not synonyms look it up if you dont believe me...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

Tagged

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why y...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

Im really loving me some me right now...lol

Wow.... i remember when i used to be at this point. Where i was the most important person in my own damn life and finally im back there again. FINALLY!! yes. It's great cause i have this constant rush...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:12:00 PST

So it's the summertime

Well i should be moving out at the end of June now. Im too excited. Im single again. You know how that goes. Im not discouraged though like last time. Im not dissing all men because i know that they a...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

To Tell The Truth, Well Maybe you can't Handle the Truth

Truth hurts, Wisdom is not truth , Truth is relative , There is no comfort in the truth, The truth is just as meaningful as the lie. So all you truth tellers do you tell the truth because you feel com...
Posted by Ashley.Lauren. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST