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kelly

TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I like to be outside. I like coffee and beer. I like cooking, especially for other people. I found a girl to make out with and curl up with in a cabin in the woods with. I like sleeping in when I can. I like watching live bands and pushing my way to the front. I like talking to people, but Im kinda quiet till I get to know you. I like people watching and guessing about thier lives. I like spending the whole day on my porch reading and drinking coffee. Did I mention I REALLY like coffee? I can be overly competitive at times but Im trying to be more gracious. Im fiercely loyal to my friends and I tend to keep them for a long time. Im not religious at all but I try to live by the good old golden rule. Drop me a line sometime, Im always up for a good conversation.

My Interests

History, backpacking, music that doesnt suck, good books, and any thing that has to do with living off the grid. I like woodworking and Art Deco furniture. Science, especially geology and anything about space. I also have a habit of picking up random information about a broad variety of wierd stuff, conspiracy theories, ufo's, pop culture references, etc. I also enjoy people watching....people do some seriously fucked up stuff in public and if you blink you miss it. The other day I sat at a traffic light and watched a guy pick his nose, not just a little rub but a full on mining expedition. Hey buddy windows are made of glass, that stuffs clear ya know?

I'd like to meet:

Damn near anybody. Just be honest and say what ya mean.

Music:

SoundGarden, Tom Petty, The Police, Sting, EELS, The pogues, The Doors, Iggy Pop,Bowie, Nirvana, Alison Krauss, Aimee Mann, The get up kids, Peter Gabriel, Bjork,Jim Croce, Roy Orbison, Sarah Mclachlan, 10000 maniacs, Journey (yes I like em goddamnit!!!) Dead can dance, Jimmy Buffett (hey I lived in florida for a while, its almost required) Jimi hendrix, Tori amos, The cure, John lee hooker. My friends Caleb and Bill and Alex. Do ya get the impression Ill listen to just about anything?

Movies:

HOLY COW. Way too many to name. Touch of Evil, Evil DEAD 1,2,3 Star Wars(the old ones), 2001, Whale Rider(really good), LOTR,memento, Magnolia,Fight Club, The Station agent, Dune, Time Bandits, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Tully, I pretty much am a Movieaholic. Its rare that I see a movie with absolutely NO redeeming qualities. Im a big fan of independent films but I like a good shoot em up action flick or big budget tear jerker just as much as the next person. Guilty pleasure is chick flicks, and no that isnt a play to get girls to add me....but um dont let it stop ya either....ummm...ok moving on.

Television:

Star gate sg1(guilty pleasure), IFC and Sundance channels, and oh yeah baby History international. I dont so much watch tv as skim it. Recently Ive discovered a series on Showtime called Dead Like Me, This show fookin rawks. Holy Crap add Deadwood to the list. I just started watching it and Im seriously hooked.

Books:

woof. Way too hard with book titles, so Ill go wth authors. Hienlien, Asimov, Bill Bryson, Neal Stephenson(this guy is absolutlely brilliant), Gaiman, Stephen Ambrose, Sherman Alexie, most of the classics, shakespeare especially, Poe is good too, but only in moderation. Oh and Chuck Kloosterman, if you havent read Sex, Drugs, and Cocco Puffs yet getche ass out and beg borrow or steal a copy. This book is the "On the Road" of our time.....kinda.

Heroes:

My dad, and anyone who can admit thier limitations and strive to overcome them.

My Blog

An open letter to spammers

This is for all you spammers and browser hijackers out there, just to clear up a couple of questions. 1. My penis is exactly as large as I want it to be. 2. Im only 31 so the aforementioned penis stil...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:25:00 PST

My Day

Up with the sun today.  For those of you who know me you understand that this is an atypical situation, still it just felt right. I made a couple of sandwiches and headed out to the property.&nbs...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:37:00 PST

31

So as of now Im 31. Thats right kiddies tonight at midnight I turned 31. I wish I had some brilliant wisdom to impart but the truth is at 31 im even more confused than I was at 21. The things that ...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hotdogs vs hamburgers

So I go to a barbeque today, nothin special, just some stuff a bunch of kids who cant be with thier families do to stay sane. Anyway there is this girl there I work with named Alice, nice girl. Her bo...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some rise by sin and some by virtue fall

"Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall." William Shakespeare~The Merchant of Venice. Is it ok to win by cheating? Is it reprehensible to find fortune by nefarious means? I think yes. This coun...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yearrrgh!!!!!!!!

Ok thats it. If there was anything that was gonna steel my resolve to move to Florida this is it. Being sick in Michigan. Strep sucks. You cant eat cause it hurts, your head HURTS, your body HURTS...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALL the stuff!!!!!!

So Im moving to Florida in like 3 months and Im gonna try to travel light. Im trying to get down to a little U-Haul trailer to tow behind my jeep so I started going through my stuff tonight. JEZUS H...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST