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Trey

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa

About Me

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Television:

Television teaches me all I need to know about life.

My Blog

Where’s My Cell Phone.com

So I had an idea one day and it came to fruition:www.wheresmycellphone.comIt calls your phone to make it easier to find when you misplace it!  Try it, it actually works....
Posted by Trey on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST

The sound of what?

Why isn't life like "The Sound of Music"? I often run through open rolling fields singing at the top of my lungs, but the hills aren't alive! And I don't like schnitzel with noodles or bright copper k...
Posted by Trey on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:58:00 PST

Excuses are for the weak, or brilliant.

If you ever need an excuse to get out of something, you can always resort to diarrhea. No one questions diarrhea....
Posted by Trey on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:11:00 PST

Ms. Bromley's demise.

In high school there was this great old teacher that I had for chemistry. She was losing her hearing (as she was getting up there in years) which was really such a shame.Every once in a while when we ...
Posted by Trey on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

Solar Lasso.

Wouldn't it be strange if Earth had a perfectly vertical rotational axis? I don't imagine life outside of the polar regions would be too different (aside from a total lack of seasonality), but standin...
Posted by Trey on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST

Forget and forgive... it really seems that is the case with me.

I am a rather forgiving person, but it seems to me that I often times forgive out of forgetfulness. It is the case in many a situation where the forgetfulness is more intentional than not, but is neit...
Posted by Trey on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

Short, Fat, Juicy ones!

When it rains here it likes to rain for days. Which wouldn't be so bad, except one thing always happens when it rains.Worms.Squillions upon trillions of worms oozing across the sidewalk from one puddl...
Posted by Trey on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

My roomate loves his ice cream.

Him: "So, what would you do if you were rich?" Me: "You mean when I'm rich?"Him: "Yeah."Me: "Well, I would probably pay a big dude to follow my roommate around, and every time he got some ice cream, t...
Posted by Trey on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

I'm such a piece of meat...

Rachael LoweApril 23, 2006Math 303AArithmetic, Number Theory, Geometry, and Art!    I really had no idea what to expect when beginning this assignment, but as I began explaining this pr...
Posted by Trey on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

HDL

Givens:1) Anything taken in excess is bad for you.2) One form of cholesterol is considered bad, and there is another form commonly known as "good cholesterol."By this logic, we are not getting enough ...
Posted by Trey on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:56:00 PST