I'd like to meet:
DWIGHT SCHRUTE.
Music:
The Mars Volta, Coheed and Cambria, Glassjaw, Muse, The Clash, Queen, New Found Glory, The Beatles, Piebald, Minus the Bear, No Doubt, David Bowie, The Used, Bob Marley, Andrew W.K, The Killers, Rilo Kiley, Taking Back Sunday, Further Seems Forever, Tenacious D, At The Drive-In, Hanson, Deftones, Bjork, Lucero, Thursday, Phantom Planet, Denali, My Chemical Romance, Chasing Victory, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Yellowcard, Thrice, Mates of State, Annie Lennox, Death From Above 1979, Andre 3000, Interpol, Killswitch Engage, Fiona Apple, The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Head Automatica, The Faint, Fleetwood Mac, Joanna Newsom, Alkaline Trio, The Shins, SiMpLeKiLL, The English Beat, Tsunami Bomb, MSI, Owen, Mae, Blood Brothers, A Static Lullaby, Alexisonfire., Saosin, Saves The Day, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Jimmy Eat World, Frou Frou, Ella Fitzgerald, Cyndi Lauper, Hot Hot Heat, American Football, Natalie Merchant, Cruiserweight, Moving Units, Wolf Parade, Explosions in the Sky, Her Space Holiday, PANIC! At The Disco, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eisley, Imogen Heap, Sean Lennon...
Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, i heart huckabees, Garden State, Blazing Saddles, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Clue, Super Troopers, Jackie Brown, History of the World Part I, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, My Blue Heaven, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Newsies, all 4 Harry Potter movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chicago, Hook, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Anchorman, Bend It Like Beckham, A League Of Their Own, the Life Aquatic.
Television:
Harvey Birdman, Heroes, Project Runway, the Colbert Report, the Daily Show, Da Ali G show, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr.bean, the Office, and Chappelle's Show.
Books:
-Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
-Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling
-Foxfire - Joyce Carol Oates
Heroes:
"I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite."
"Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need."
“Fuck today, it's tomorrow.”
“I've defected.”
“It's all calypso.”