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Felix

About Me

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I'm just here for the cookies I was promised. I eat ice cream sandwiches for breakfast. My feet smell like corn chips. I like my women like I like my cars... freshly waxed with a GPS tracking device. I wear glasses. When I take a shower, I like to listen to Iron Maiden. I have a poster of Coffy on my wall. My current diet consists of milkshakes and cheeseburgers. I recently added "The Last Dragon" to my DVD collection. Eating ants won't hurt you. I once ate nothing but potatoes for a month. I broke my slingshot. I used to be a mech soldier but I didn't respect orders. I just bopped my way back to Coney. 4930 8137 2966 0644...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

To name names, a really big fan of Dan Akroyd.

My Blog

I'm from the planet Love Tron!

From six years in the future. Bananas! Turns out, I'm a horrible person. Shiggity, shiggity. Schwa? Even my errors are correct. So forget oreos.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I probably should.

pHeelix 3 0 00 (1:00:14 AM): i shouldve known the terratore didnt mean us any harm when the sword of omens didnt obey meDuttySmurf (1:00:37 AM): you need to stop that random shit ASAP
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

"Yes, Please." Obama Stickers Now Available!!!

So my new friends over at Sticker Robot (http://www.stickerrobot.com) were kind enough to include and use one of my Obama paintings as part of their "Hope" sticker artist series. And after years of hy...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:16:00 GMT

Track 9.

And now I know that.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:39:00 GMT

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 18:09:00 GMT

Dunnt, forever.

I got beats now.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:51:00 GMT

Profiles...

to make love to your old lady to.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:12:00 GMT

Lucy Liu and I got into a fight the other day...

with some mutt from around the way that tried to jump us from the woods. But I used some Aikido technique that I learned from watching Martial Arts Week on the Discovery Channel and Zangiefed th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I'm now the proud owner of a banana colored jacket?

I have way too much fun.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Yo mama...

Yo mama's so fat, she time travels by accident.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT