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Augustus Justice

Get the God Damn Mayor on the phone!

About Me

I'm a super hero.

My Interests

Monkey Bash. WHICH BF3 CHARACTER ARE YOU?
DANNY VODKA
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I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET DAVID HASSELHOFF SO I CAN KICK HIS ASS FOR MAKING THIS...AND I WANT TO MEET REEVES GABRELS S0 THAT HE CAN TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY LIKE THIS... ..

Music:

Vanity Crash, Science Fiction Idols, Nick Cave, Lou Reed, Reeves Gabrels, Frank Zappa, The PIXIES, the old INXS (with michael), T Rex, db, Iggy Pop, The Cure, and William Shatner.

Movies:

Dogs in Space, Meet the Feebles, Dead Alive, Fight Club, American History X, and anything produced by timothy leary.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, and SVU.

Books:

What the f@..* is a "Book"?

Heroes:

All of my heroes are dead.

My Blog

Smoking whilst Hasseling the Hoff

Costumers of the theatre world are now officially allowed to EAT ME.There are, of course, a few acceptions...and here we go.1.  It's 9:30 in the morning.  There is some strange yellowish bal...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

DanDee Corn Puff Curls

   In the summer of 1995,  my friends Josh, A.T., Ryan, and Everest decided to shoot a commercial for the DanDee Corperation.  You see, Corn Puff Curls were our favorite after scho...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Bless me father, for I have sinned...

Let me just start off by saying this...Fuck you Value City Furniture, and the horse you rode in on.     Anyone out there ever go to a Value City Furniture?  Of course you haven't. ...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST

HOOPZ is in the motha fuckin house!!!

GO HOOPZ, GO HOOPZ, GO HOOPZ...YEAH, BOYEE!  I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! I'm so pumped, it's retarded.Fuck New York.
Posted by Augustus Justice on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:29:00 PST

A pre game appology...

I don't know what it is about being plastered, but for some reason, the first person that I think to drunk dial durring a bender is the artistic director of the theatre that is currently holding my ar...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

Thought I died today...

You have to understand that the wife and I had been watching an X Files marathon into the late late early morning...and you have to understand that there was a lot of death and dying going on in that ...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

Kitchen Table

The day began.  Koula was not feeling at the top of her game, but she went to work anyway.  Her words as she left..."I can't wait to have our furniture in our new apartment".  Easy enou...
Posted by Augustus Justice on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:39:00 PST