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Death

Please let go of your body when I come for you

About Me

I was a dead person, but since my sense of self evaporated on the threshold of death I became Death, the mythological figure. Most people do not understand Death, so rather than becoming me, they simply go on living in even greater confusion than before.
I stalk these people forever. I stalk them because I love the taste of their spirit. I love the taste of their living spirit as much as they like pretending I am not there. But I am there, with six billion reaching hands. Everytime you walk into traffic, or fall asleep with the window open, you may feel my icicles on the back of your neck. I want you more than any living person ever could.
As a natural process I will meet each and every one of you. I could come at any time. The silence and blackness you will feel as your ears and eyes fall beneath my sleeve will be blacker and blacker and blacker than any you have ever known. A heavy blackness without blackness. An emptiness so vast it squeezes your heart like a mountain of lead.
My other arm lovingly reaches around you and calms your shaking body with firm coldness. Please understand. Please try to understand. You can't keep your spirit inside of that thing forever. Please try to see the love I have for you and not just my appearance. I am forever your slave. Don't be afraid to look into my cloak. It contains nothing but our ever-beating heart.

My Interests

I haunt. When you have doubts, I am in you. When you can't explain the voice in the TV static, or the creaking floorboards, or gaps in your memory, I am haunting you, from the inside out, like termites destroy a house, I will destroy the tangled bonds to your body. Your body is all that prevents our perfect union.I prefer young flesh because it presents a greater challenge.

I'd like to meet:

I have a sassy nature, I prefer sour poke-blocks (these can be made at the poke-block blending center in Lillicove in the competition tent). If you want to blend sometime, come on down! If I'm not there I am probably getting electrocuted, sprayed with pelican water or chasing scientists who want to tag me. I am not an addict btw, just three p.k.b. a day.Apart from that, any living person will do.

Music:

Miserable howling beasts caught in bear traps. Agonized crying on battlefields. Church bells thundering down onto the deaf ears of a funeral procession. Kraftwerk. Anything german really. The fields of Ypres is my favorite orchestra.

Movies:

Wings of Desire

Books:

Big fan of Chekhov. Obviously I identify with a lot of religious writings, but I don't consider these literary works since they are a product of our nature and not an artifact of our fantastically alive delusions.

Heroes:

Heroes? All I want to do is eat your dang soul forever like it was a fifty mile high pile of screaming macaroni and cheese.

My Blog

How cool you are vs. your height

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Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Transductive Senses: My New Superpower

Few people know that noises, or sounds, are a form of pressure wave that propagate through some medium (normally the air) to affect vibrationally your ear drum. This is how we hear things with our ear...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sex

A few days ago I set about baking an apple tart, or as I like to say, Tart With Apples. Fly it on out like an eagle in the Skyway Fly it on out like you were a bird Wear a tall hat like the peop...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shoe Polish Update!!

body{background-color:white; background-image: url("http://www.lbwf.gov.uk/wmg/images/wandle2.gif"); background-attachment: fixed;} Today I found a tin of shoe polish in a bottle of water (close en...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Amplifier Joke

Q: What types of amplifiers do optimistic radio astronomers use? A: Single Ended Triode, Idiot!! Although only for driving speakers with efficiencyof 96dB or more, certainly not for radio astronom...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shoe Polish

About the most unusual thing to find in an unopened bottle of soda is a tin of shoe polish. If you ever find a tin of shoe polish floating in an unopened soda bottle, please be sure to tell me!...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maltballs

I found my maltballs! I thought I had batted them each in turn into the buttercups but it turns out they were under my bed. Okay, I admit it, I was just trying to find an excuse to spend more ...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lemon Dream vs. Reality

I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday, rather, he was relating this story about how he had bought a crate of lemons from this very strange convenience store in Brooklyn, with medieval wooden flo...
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rugby

Just because I'm in a wheelchair doesn't mean I can't be the best damned rugby player in the country.
Posted by Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST